Guardiola to be found out in the premier league
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Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Halaand looks like he's just getting warmed up...
He's going to be a monster come the end of the season.
He's going to be a monster come the end of the season.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
If he played for the Establishment Klub we'd never hear the end of Haaland. As it is the response across all the media is relatively muted.
He's been exceptional. He's like the next generation of footballer. A quantum leap.
But all we'll hear about is Darwin Carroll and Harvey the disability hater Elliott.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Look at yesterday: A 9-0 drumming against a championship side that had already conceded the match before a ball wasn't even kicked...
Or being 0-2 down and having this talented kid score an amazing hattrick to claim victory out of the clutches of defeat?
If it was the other way around, you'd bet the media wouldn't shut up about Liwerpoo's amazing comeback, and City's 9-0 win would barley get a mention.
They'd properly say it's expected with the money they've spent on the squad.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
We'll get this all season. Haaland could score hatrick after hatrick and the Establishment Kub's media will pretend to stifle a yawn and present it as something that comes with the purchase.
He'll after get near Dean's 60 goals for a season for them to credit him.
Already a beast. The ********* size of the fella and yet he still moves like a ballerina on speed.
So sharp and such a good finisher - he is gonna maul us single-handed
Has he been 'found out' yet? I can't believe people actually thought he would flop.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Keep up the good work
Nice of City to allow teams the ball in their own box at least!
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Always seems to struggle against teams who play on the counter with pacey direct forwards.
Same way the likes of Leicester, Spurs and Palace always seem to get one over on em.
Same way the likes of Leicester, Spurs and Palace always seem to get one over on em.
Colonel Getafe
Player Valuation: £25m
Well tbf there was only about £200m worth of options on the bench. I'm not sure what miracles he's supposed to work with such little resources and so few game changers at his disposal.......
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
Absolute shocker from him today. I don't really understand why when he feels he needs to make adjustments to deal with specific threats his first reaction is to move De Bruyne. But he does it and today he moved him to right wing while not really employing a right sided central midfielder. So he ended up with KdB on a flank isolated and largely uninvolved with Cancelo, who has been their second best creator, also stranded. Meanwhile the Gundogan, Foden, Bernardo trio had a ton of ball but limited space to work and frankly less quality. It just baffled me.
Greatest manager of the last decade plus now and yet still comes out with these shockers. It's like he needs someone he trusts to tell him that it looks great on the chalkboard but really they just need to find a way to supply KdB so he can supply Haaland and not to jeopardize that.
Greatest manager of the last decade plus now and yet still comes out with these shockers. It's like he needs someone he trusts to tell him that it looks great on the chalkboard but really they just need to find a way to supply KdB so he can supply Haaland and not to jeopardize that.
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