Grow our commercial sales - Ideas how

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Have decent streams and commentary for preseason / womens / youth games and charge the fans to watch ;)
 
Which people at the club don't meet your skillset?

Which people should we employ?

Let's leave any women out of the question as its quite clear you're incel and hate them.

Weird you kid.

Just because I don’t think DBB deserves her position you’re making slanderous claims.
 
Things that could heighten Everton's profile in the US market:

* Cameo appearances by Tom Davies in popular American sitcoms.
* Seamus Coleman appointment as Undersecretary in US Department of the Interior
* Bernard's face carved onto Mt Rushmore
 
Club sponsored kit. Allow every fan to buy a kit at pretty much cost price - swamp the streets and parks with Everton blue, the black watch, whatever and raise its profile that way.

We need to do what the sky led media won't do. Advertise the brand.
 


Siggy and Keane walking out doing the shark thing with their arms to the music with Benitez chasing them with a fin on his back.

The media would love it.
Siggy and his Icelandic mates all basically do the baby shark motion with the crowd getting faster and faster anyway, it’s like some weird unified jaws homage
 
Here’s a mad idea lads, employ people who are actually good at this rather than your friends.

just a mad idea

Moomin's point is that the club is employing people that are ostensibly good at this, but are not producing results.

The obvious implication is that it's time for some outside-the-box thinking for the people that are good at this to execute. We probably employ good tacticians executing a bad strategy.
 

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