Grow our commercial sales - Ideas how

[Moomin]

We need to grow our commercial sales to enable us to spend more to get by the FFP rules.

What ideas would you suggest for this to happen?? We need to make us a global brand and target growing markets to provide more income to the coffers.

My suggestion will be met with anger but we need to accept change as we will be moving to a new stadium so lets embrace change for the greater good.

Change our entrance music from Z cars to Baby Shark.

The most watched video on Youtube as our entrance music with the fans and players doing the shark dance. It will be a hit on social media and create younger fans to support us.

Would be a big seller if we have Baby shark on the players shirts.

 

[mahermi1]

We need to grow our commercial sales to enable us to spend more to get by the FFP rules.

What ideas would you suggest for this to happen?? We need to make us a global brand and target growing markets to provide more income to the coffers.

My suggestion will be met with anger but we need to accept change as we will be moving to a new stadium so lets embrace change for the greater good.

Change our entrance music from Z cars to Baby Shark.

The most watched video on Youtube as our entrance music with the fans and players doing the shark dance. It will be a hit on social media and create younger fans to support us.

Would be a big seller if we have Baby shark on the players shirts.

Haha, be great for junior blues, but if I'm honest it gets on my nerves, can see were your going though, but I think it is improving under this regime. Not enough for my liking though, but surely the American tour will help raise our brand a bit and having Rodriguez will help also.

 

[tommye]

Fatty Boss, do do de do
Fatty Boss, do do de do
Fatty Boss
Team is dross, do do de do
Team is dross, do do de do....

 

[Moomin]

Fatty Boss, do do de do
Fatty Boss, do do de do
Fatty Boss
Team is dross, do do de do
Team is dross, do do de do....

Siggy and Keane walking out doing the shark thing with their arms to the music with Benitez chasing them with a fin on his back.

The media would love it.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Pay per view fan fights. GOT can play a key role here by stoking feuds.

£5 a go. Corky vs Larbert. Orly vs Joey.
Sniderman vs Bozo of the week (another new initiative. A weekly raffle competition in which a member of got wins the chance to nominate a bozo).

It'll raise £76, but it all counts.

 

[d34noj]

Toilet rolls with each players face and the managers face printed on.

Make a fortune.

 

[Moomin]

Toilet rolls with each players face and the managers face printed on.

Make a fortune.

I can get behind this.

 

[Eggs]

….only one way & it’s to have a side that wins.

 

[tommye]

Siggy and Keane walking out doing the shark thing with their arms to the music with Benitez chasing them with a fin on his back.

The media would love it.

Tom dressed as a surfer would be magnificent

 

[TheSecondComing]

Here’s a mad idea lads, employ people who are actually good at this rather than your friends.

just a mad idea

 

[DanEFC92]

As the fans get shafted by the cloob again.

 

[Moomin]

Here’s a mad idea lads, employ people who are actually good at this rather than your friends.

just a mad idea

Which people at the club don't meet your skillset?

Which people should we employ?

Let's leave any women out of the question as its quite clear you're incel and hate them.

 

[bluejohn66]

Whattabout Rafael in 'The Stocks' for home games, fiver a go, double bubble on Derby Days !!

 

[tommye]

Maybe sell some axes and throwing boards with the fat biff managers face on them.
I'm sure they'd be very popular

 

[orly]

Puzzles and salmon butties would be very lucrative yum yum