Ideas or inventions you've thought of that could make you millions.
Mine...'Drive thru barbers'
Mine...'Drive thru barbers'
GOT's Dragons Den
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chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Waste of time .... I get my hair done mail order.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Hot shaving foam.
Aerosol.
GOT..condoms and lube.
Debra Needham would love that
1st page...standards need upkeeping
Aerosol.
GOT..condoms and lube.
Debra Needham would love that
1st page...standards need upkeeping
A den for dragons. (fire proofed)
Cuboid sausages (not that flat Scottish muck) - normal sausages in a cuboid shape so they don't roll and make me rage
Toilet condom, disposable covers for public toilet seats. I've been told these already exist but I've never seen them - mostly because I don't go near public toilets since they blocked up the glory hole in my local one.
Toilet condom, disposable covers for public toilet seats. I've been told these already exist but I've never seen them - mostly because I don't go near public toilets since they blocked up the glory hole in my local one.
The Mega Egg.
"It's just an egg".
It's a single egg that costs like, a quid, but there are a couple of solid gold ones. You'd have to weight the box it comes in so you couldn't tell if your egg was gold or not by weight, but people would pay a quid for a single egg if they thought they might get a gold one. Maybe IDK lmao.
It's a completely stupid idea that me and a couple of my friends thought of high many years ago, but it still makes me laugh when I think about it.
The other one was a really strong can of booze, I don't know, gutrot cider or whatever, with a shitload of stimulant in it. Buckfast combat juice style stuff, called "Mega-Fuck3d Plus".
"It's just an egg".
It's a single egg that costs like, a quid, but there are a couple of solid gold ones. You'd have to weight the box it comes in so you couldn't tell if your egg was gold or not by weight, but people would pay a quid for a single egg if they thought they might get a gold one. Maybe IDK lmao.
It's a completely stupid idea that me and a couple of my friends thought of high many years ago, but it still makes me laugh when I think about it.
The other one was a really strong can of booze, I don't know, gutrot cider or whatever, with a shitload of stimulant in it. Buckfast combat juice style stuff, called "Mega-Fuck3d Plus".
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £50m
A reverse microwave.
USA toilet seats have a plastic sheet that renews when you flush. Discovered that 25 years ago.
A pneumatic bog seat lifter to assist people in standing up after sitting on the throne for hours during work while browsing GoT.
Could be electric, but the main thing is it need to be near silent operation.
Could be electric, but the main thing is it need to be near silent operation.
The self cleaning arsehole. The arse that cleans itself after making toilet via a combination of skin grafted/genetic manipulation adding small, foldaway, hands and a pouch/flap/pocket for storing the cleaning materials. One day, when technology and biomedical science has caught up with my vision, you'll all see.
Ahead of my time, me.
Ahead of my time, me.
Duvet covers with buttons/zips on 3 sides.
I hate changing a duvet cover I end up trapped inside like Harry Houdini
I hate changing a duvet cover I end up trapped inside like Harry Houdini