GOT Wrestle Fest Fan Thread

[ijjysmith]

Are you ok there brother?

Yeah man. Just joining in the really cool bantz.

 

[Connor]

Garbage innit.

Not excited for Mania card-wise like.

Ah well. Taker Season Approachin.

 

[Moomin]

LOL. That's like saying footballers should never get injuries because all they're doing is running around and kicking a ball.

If you were a fan you'd know there's far more to it - timing, cardio, instincts, improv, playing off a crowd, memorising a list of physical moves to do in sequence, making stuff look as a real as possible, making people believe, protecting your opponent, protecting yourself.

There are huge differences between bad matches, average matches, and extremely good matches. It takes years of practice for 99% of wrestlers to reach 'great', and only a handful reach that level.

The very best wrestlers don't choreograph matches, they do what's called 'call it in the ring', i.e. go to the ring with nothing planned, and use their wrestling skill set to create a physical match on the fly, totally improvised, working only towards a planned outcome. All of this governed by the mood of the crowd and who they're cheering/booing for.

It's actually quite a fascinating, unique performance art, that has far more depth to it than just 'It's all fake!!!'.

'It's all fake!!!' applies to pre-taped/multi-taped stuntwork in tv programmes and films. Not live wrestling matches performed before huge crowds of thousands.

Pffft admit it that you like oiled up men in Y fronts roll around in homoerotic drama.

Like soft porn really.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Pffft admit it that you like oiled up men in Y fronts roll around in homoerotic drama.

Like soft porn really.

Ah, the good old 'It's gay!' fall back insult, used when the 'It's fake!' insults aren't working. Top work Moomin lad.

 

[Moomin]

Ah, the good old 'It's gay!' fall back insult, used when the 'It's fake!' insults aren't working. Top work Moomin lad.

Nothing wrong with being gay or watching people pretend to wrestle, we live in a free society and its great that we can do what we want.

Sometimes I wish I was 9 years of age again and can wear a foam hand and point it to the sky as Jake the snake walks out to beat a jobber on Sky 1 WWF house show again.

 

[chicoazul]

Hi lads could you please complete this questionnaire designed to help you.

Question 1: do you like wrestling?

• A - Yes
• B - No

Question 2: are you over the age of 12?

• A - Yes
• B - No

If your answers were mostly B's then it's fine, you're healthy minded adult and in 99.99% of the population.

If your answers were mostly A's then you need to sort your head out you bad oiled up men play acting loving virgin.


Thank you for taking part in our survey.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Banter~! Yawn. Love your match previews Chico, ain't gonna fall out with you over this.

 

[chicoazul]

Banter~! Yawn. Love your match previews Chico, ain't gonna fall out with you over this.

 

[Moomin]

 

[BoysInBlue]

 

[N.S.N.O.]

I'd like to watch the Sting vs HHH match from inside HHH's head....because that's the only place where this match is a "dream match".....

Its gonna be horrendous....

Not excited about most of Mania....Taker vs Wyatt, what's the point?....Cena vs Rusev, yawn....orton vs Rollins, Orton bores me....4 of the match could be rematches from fastlane, that's good booking.....

Main event could be great.....its unpredictable which already makes it better than last years main event....will Reigns turn heel?, will Rollins turn face and cash in?....crowd will be electric throughout this one (cheering the heel and booing the babyface)....

 

[potato]

cena v rusev is only hyped us because of rusev's unbeaten streak , we all know cena will win to get rid of that streak

rollins v orton is clearly set up for orton's return to get revenge

taker v wyatt is token taker wrestlemania gig

i don't even know how last years winner and headliner daniel bryant is even gonna make an appearance at this stage with reigns v lesnar

also rollins has to cash his money in the bank at some stage

bella v paige is predictable with paige set up to win to get revenge at fastlane

uso's v cesaro and tyson kidd is also predictable - with rikishi being entered into HOF im sure uso's will win back their tag team titles at wm maybe rikishi may interfere?

 

[chicoazul]

I'd like to watch the Sting vs HHH match from inside HHH's head....because that's the only place where this match is a "dream match".....

Its gonna be horrendous....

Not excited about most of Mania....Taker vs Wyatt, what's the point?....Cena vs Rusev, yawn....orton vs Rollins, Orton bores me....4 of the match could be rematches from fastlane, that's good booking.....

Main event could be great.....its unpredictable which already makes it better than last years main event....will Reigns turn heel?, will Rollins turn face and cash in?....crowd will be electric throughout this one (cheering the heel and booing the babyface)....

cena v rusev is only hyped us because of rusev's unbeaten streak , we all know cena will win to get rid of that streak

rollins v orton is clearly set up for orton's return to get revenge

taker v wyatt is token taker wrestlemania gig

i don't even know how last years winner and headliner daniel bryant is even gonna make an appearance at this stage with reigns v lesnar

also rollins has to cash his money in the bank at some stage

bella v paige is predictable with paige set up to win to get revenge at fastlane

uso's v cesaro and tyson kidd is also predictable - with rikishi being entered into HOF im sure uso's will win back their tag team titles at wm maybe rikishi may interfere?

 

[potato]

IVE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!!!!!!!!

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hahahahahaha look at him fly off