GOT Wrestle Fest Fan Thread

Randy Orton is one of the most boring wrestlers i've ever had the misfortune to watch.

He shouldn't be, but he is.

He has a good look, good gimmick, more than capable in the ring especially with the right guy, cuts a decent promo.

Yet i just cannot stand to watch one of his matches but i just can't work out why.
 
deathbyropeandglass said:
Randy Orton is one of the most boring wrestlers i've ever had the misfortune to watch.

He shouldn't be, but he is.

He has a good look, good gimmick, more than capable in the ring especially with the right guy, cuts a decent promo.

Yet i just cannot stand to watch one of his matches but i just can't work out why.
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5 Moves of Doom mate. The bane of the modern wrestling match.

Snap slam, DDT from middle rope, inverted backbreaker, RKO... there's another one somewhere or other but he tunes me out so much I can't remember what it is.

Oh, and he occasionally kicks someone in the head if they need to go on holiday for a few weeks or something.

Cena is the same. It's the modern day WWE trying to sell video games with "superstars" who have identifiable moves. It used to be one or two but now it's like a five minute routine.
 
deathbyropeandglass said:
Randy Orton is one of the most boring wrestlers i've ever had the misfortune to watch.

He shouldn't be, but he is.

He has a good look, good gimmick, more than capable in the ring especially with the right guy, cuts a decent promo.

Yet i just cannot stand to watch one of his matches but i just can't work out why.
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Tubey said:
5 Moves of Doom mate. The bane of the modern wrestling match.

Snap slam, DDT from middle rope, inverted backbreaker, RKO... there's another one somewhere or other but he tunes me out so much I can't remember what it is.

Oh, and he occasionally kicks someone in the head if they need to go on holiday for a few weeks or something.

Cena is the same. It's the modern day WWE trying to sell video games with "superstars" who have identifiable moves. It used to be one or two but now it's like a five minute routine.
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Have to say I agree.

Orton's only saving grace is the RKO when it literally comes from nowhere. However, even they are becoming very predictable.
 
Tubey said:
5 Moves of Doom mate. The bane of the modern wrestling match.

Snap slam, DDT from middle rope, inverted backbreaker, RKO... there's another one somewhere or other but he tunes me out so much I can't remember what it is.

Oh, and he occasionally kicks someone in the head if they need to go on holiday for a few weeks or something.

Cena is the same. It's the modern day WWE trying to sell video games with "superstars" who have identifiable moves. It used to be one or two but now it's like a five minute routine.
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Still better than the days of his taking a rest from a chinlock by doing another chinlock though.

I don't mind watching Cena matches but obviously he wrestles a different kind of match to Orton.
 
ijjysmith said:
True! What happened to the anonymous Raw GM?! Never even mentioned anymore.

I'd be fuming if it was Stephanie.
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They done the right thing dropping the mystery gm rather than doing a reveal cause it went way too long and anyone they choose for the role wouldn't of made sense. Shame cause i enjoyed it cause it was something different and would of made a good reveal if they done it at the right time.
 
deathbyropeandglass said:
They done the right thing dropping the mystery gm rather than doing a reveal cause it went way too long and anyone they choose for the role wouldn't of made sense. Shame cause i enjoyed it cause it was something different and would of made a good reveal if they done it at the right time.
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They blatantly had no idea who to say it was so just left it!! Quite funny really?!
 
ijjysmith said:
They blatantly had no idea who to say it was so just left it!! Quite funny really?!
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I did like the time Edge smashed up the computer.

Mystery reveals will never be the same after this :

[video=youtube;cNgxyL5zEAk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk[/video]

I remember how pretty much every name in the wrestling world was mentioned as being a possibilty for the role and the collective groan when it was revealed.
 
deathbyropeandglass said:
I did like the time Edge smashed up the computer.

Mystery reveals will never be the same after this :

[video=youtube;cNgxyL5zEAk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk[/video]

I remember how pretty much every name in the wrestling world was mentioned as being a possibilty for the role and the collective groan when it was revealed.
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Haha classic.

Or when Hornswoggle turned out to be Vince's son (again something they've forgotton about!!). Althought that was defo going to be Mr. Kennedy before he got done for drugs.
 
ijjysmith said:
Haha classic.

Or when Hornswoggle turned out to be Vince's son (again something they've forgotton about!!). Althought that was defo going to be Mr. Kennedy before he got done for drugs.
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And as hard as it is to believe, that actually turned out better for being an Irish midget than it did Kennedy, the guy really does suck.
 
deathbyropeandglass said:
And as hard as it is to believe, that actually turned out better for being an Irish midget than it did Kennedy, the guy really does suck.
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When Kennedy first appeared I thought he was immense. That microphone thing he did and saying his name twice all the time. So stupid yet brilliant.

Shame he turned utter sh*te. I read that he was due to win the Money In The Bank at mania he year he got busted for drugs. Fool.
 

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