GOT Fitness LOG

[Baines' left foot]

Every fecking time I use the lat pull down someone comes up and says "mind if I jump in?".

LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

[Fuleco]

There's a really fit Eastern European girl in the gym who I'm fairly sure is gagging for it. How do I go about giving her it?

Kiss her tits.

 

[Pat's Van]

There's a really fit Eastern European girl in the gym who I'm fairly sure is gagging for it. How do I go about giving her it?

if she's Latvian, a potato should do the trick

if she's not Latvian, then simply stuff the potato down your shorts, this should also do the trick


down the FRONT of your shorts

 

[Maxwell]

Every fecking time I use the lat pull down someone comes up and says "mind if I jump in?".

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Hang on, didn't you say you ask people if you could jump in on their sets a while back?

 

[AlE]

Did 15mins of exercise this evening.

Followed it with a huge bowl of macaroni cheese. I earned it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Hang on, didn't you say you ask people if you could jump in on their sets a while back?

How did I know you would pull me up on that FFS?

I don't mind it but when they jump in and start changing the grip/weight/seat it takes the piss a bit. Then my 45 second rests between sets turns in to 2 minutes.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

There's a really fit Eastern European girl in the gym who I'm fairly sure is gagging for it. How do I go about giving her it?

Make really loud sex noises when you're performing each exercise, she'll be dripping.

 

[ijjysmith]

First time at the gym since Christmas food.

Ouch.

 

[ToffeeMark]

Man, I've peaked at a new level of fatness this Christmas, broken all records. time to hit the treadmill...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

74kg

*punches air

 

[Baines' left foot]

I think this Christmas I've finally broken my fast metabolism.

Hello cardio.

*sad face*

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Been for 2 runs since Xmas, a 5 mile and a 4 mile one, done a 5 mile one on Xmas eve as well, hard to get motivated for it over the festive 'let's eat as much food as possible' period.

Is anyone doing dry January? (Not drinking as oppose to going in dry on your bird all month)

 

[Baines' left foot]

I just can't wait to go back to my tiny London gym and wade through all the new year revolutionists. January is the worst month ever.

 

[Brennan]

Just ate a pork, turkey and stuffing pork pie.

Fair to say my healthy regime has stalled

 

[Titus Bramble]

I just had a MASSIVE poo. Definitely shed a pound or so.