Muggins
Player Valuation: £60m
That was Lao wasn't it??
Yeah it was Lao.
That was Lao wasn't it??
In the supermarkets over here the check out girls wear name tags pinned in the vecinity of their cleavage. It's handy coz if they clock your looking you can just say ''Ahh, Carolina''
It's bad when it's the wife's friend or a friend's wifeI get caught all the time. I don't really give a [Poor language removed] if I don't know her.
If it's someone I know, then I'll perform the 'distraction technique' as described earlier by Fassbasstd.
It's bad when it's the wife's friend or a friend's wife
That's funny. All my gays are friendsYeah that would be pretty bad.
Luckily all my friends are gay.
One lad on here got caught fapping to porn starring his mates wife or something, and his wife would never believe the coincidence. I thought it was rubbish, but he rarely posts anymore and used to all the time. Hope your okay pal.