Goodison and pooing

john jako · December 20, 2019

When do you do it?

Nothing worse than choking for a crap and queuing at half time full of old men who have had a week on the booze. These Saturday early kick offs are a nightmare after a Friday on the guiness.

I tend to sneak for one mid first half. Public toilets are honking so o have to be desperate.

Great thread this.

BillBrasky · December 20, 2019

Key is to drink enough coffee and water when you wake up. Mix in some booze too. You do that and you should be cleared out by the time you get inside.

ForeverBlue92 · December 20, 2019

Anyone who has a dump in public toilets is a wrongun

Yarrgh · December 20, 2019

Don't do it like that Sunderland fan did.

blue61 · December 20, 2019

I go to the away changing rooms and do it Gus Puyet style.

Sweeneytoad · December 20, 2019

If you've got to go then you've got to go but ideally have a hot drink at home,that will sort you out before you head the match.

LEONARD · December 20, 2019

There's enough crap on the pitch usually.

arch stanton · December 20, 2019

On match days, I always have a poo before I get up

.CrAzY. · December 20, 2019

Nothing better than a half time poo.

You get to have a free cigarette off the fumes from the other cubicles

anton66 · December 20, 2019

Would never do a crap in a public toilet. Going for a piss is bad enough as you know there is crap all over every surface. Door handles are the worst.

4737carlin · December 20, 2019

Never done one at a football match, takes to long

Stav1985 · December 20, 2019

john jako said:
When do you do it?

Nothing worse than choking for a crap and queuing at half time full of old men who have had a week on the booze. These Saturday early kick offs are a nightmare after a Friday on the guiness.

I tend to sneak for one mid first half. Public toilets are honking so o have to be desperate.

Great thread this.

You utter, utter horror.