Goodison and pooing

[Mutzo Nutzo]

That's just dirty.

To this day I feel ashamed.

 

[Billysgingham.]

To this day I feel ashamed.

You should.

 

[st.domingo]

To this day I feel ashamed.

Was she still in it?

 

[tommye]

When do you do it?

Nothing worse than choking for a crap and queuing at half time full of old men who have had a week on the booze. These Saturday early kick offs are a nightmare after a Friday on the guiness.

I tend to sneak for one mid first half. Public toilets are honking so o have to be desperate.

Great thread this.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Was she still in it?

Hahahaha. If you're referring to my ex MIL then no thankfully.

 

[the golden visionary]

I avoid public toilets, im scarred from my rent boy days

 

[cooperman]

Of all the places to have a dump, cubicles at a football ground must be among the absolute worst. Only surpassed by portaloos at festivals.

That's even after you've finished wiping the copious amount of multiple person [Poor language removed] the seat before you even sit down.

As previous posters said, if you're not sorting yourself out before you leave the house for the match, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Archie Knox]

Of all the places to have a dump, cubicles at a football ground must be among the absolute worst. Only surpassed by portaloos at festivals.

That's even after you've finished wiping the copious amount of multiple person [Poor language removed] the seat before you even sit down.

As previous posters said, if you're not sorting yourself out before you leave the house for the match, you're doing it wrong.

Portaloos. Sends cold chills down my spine. The city I live in has a beautiful river running through with about a half-mile stretch where you can sit and relax and drink, etc. There are two portaloos along the way, that's it. In the summer the temperatures reach the 30 degree mark. Almost all the time these loos are already overflowing, stinking and with pish and muck all over the floor, seat, everywhere. I know this is standard portaloo style, but it's absolutely kin rank. I usually just go deep into the woods and find a tree to pee behind, feel sorry for the ladies who feel like they need to go to the portaloo.

 

[cronullasharks]

Of all the places to have a dump, cubicles at a football ground must be among the absolute worst. Only surpassed by portaloos at festivals.

That's even after you've finished wiping the copious amount of multiple person [Poor language removed] the seat before you even sit down.

As previous posters said, if you're not sorting yourself out before you leave the house for the match, you're doing it wrong.

On a night out when the grog bog kicks in about 3am is always fun having to hover a few inches above the piss soaked seat while doing a liquid poo.

 

[Kurt.]

I won’t defecate anywhere except home ... I get stage fright

 

[Kurt.]

Which is gonna be hard when I start my new job and will live away for 4 days

 

[arch stanton]

I won’t defecate anywhere except home ... I get stage fright

having a dump at work is ace, getting paid to have a dump, one of life's pleasures and its the only peace and quiet I get these days

 

[Sweeneytoad]

Had to have the occasional one on a night out in town. It feels wrong, but rather that than in my kecks.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

This thread is a perfect example on why we win all the big forum awards.

 

[Archie Knox]

having a dump at work is ace, getting paid to have a dump, one of life's pleasures and its the only peace and quiet I get these days

Amen to this. Probably spend a good 30-45 minutes on Reddit sat on the bog, spread out across about 4-5 visits.