Goodison and pooing

[.CrAzY.]

Feel sorry for anyone who uses the toilets at the back of the lower Gladwys between 35 mins and 50 mins tomorrow. That’s my prime poo time

Maybe you could rename the thread

POOdison

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I'll crap anywhere - I have no shame. 12 years of military service taught me to

a. Sleep at every possible opportunity
b. Crap anywhere and I mean anywhere
c. Bog roll is both an asset and currency

 

[Yarrgh]

Announcing operation Goodison. Stewards to evacuation stations. This is not a drill.

 

[blue4eva77]

Would never do a crap in a public toilet. Going for a piss is bad enough as you know there is crap all over every surface. Door handles are the worst.

You’ve never took a dump in a public toilet ?

Don’t believe you

 

[blue4eva77]

I have this weird thing going on where I can’t take a poo If there is a lad already in the cubicle besides me. Can almost guarantee you can hear a pin drop when Blue sits down aye; just awkward. So I wait until either someone flushes and then I can destroy the porcelain or wait until everyone is out.

 

[.CrAzY.]

I used to be one of those who would hold it in at all costs , not being brave enough to tackle a public loo and the extremities of what that encounter brings.

not anymore , i'll happily take a dump on the Trainspotting bog and enjoy it thesedays.

when you gotta go you gotta go

 

[magicjuan]

Would never do a crap in a public toilet. Going for a piss is bad enough as you know there is crap all over every surface. Door handles are the worst.

If everybody did the same as you would there still be a problem?

 

[marnie]

Even before we go out anywhere I have a dump.The missus insists on it.She's like 'Have you been? ' She can tell by my face I haven't.She then opens the door and says 'Go on then' and I duly pop myself in to the litter tray she has for me.

 

[Archie Knox]

I'd rather crap in my pants that go to the toilets for one at Goodison. The utter stench in the air of stale, booze-loaded farts, mixed with fags, weed and warm, steaming pish is repulsive. Then imagining how many of the Gwladys scalies have had their arses on the seats in there - the stuff of nightmares.

 

[st.domingo]

I'll crap anywhere - I have no shame. 12 years of military service taught me to

a. Sleep at every possible opportunity
b. Crap anywhere and I mean anywhere
c. Bog roll is both an asset and currency

Go on then, all-time top 3 locations?

EDIT: that prolly should have been top 2, eh

 

[Groucho]

Christ, just go before you leave home.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Go on then, all-time top 3 locations?

EDIT: that prolly should have been top 2, eh

The swarfega tin in the squadron hangar. Also my ex mother-in-law's bath.

 

[Barry Rathbone]

Stuff of nightmares having to plop at any public convenience whereas a relieving evacuation in a lay-by or field is one of the great joys of life.

 

[tommye]

I used to be one of those who would hold it in at all costs , not being brave enough to tackle a public loo and the extremities of what that encounter brings.

not anymore , i'll happily take a dump on the Trainspotting bog and enjoy it thesedays.

when you gotta go you gotta go

 

[Billysgingham.]

The swarfega tin in the squadron hangar. Also my ex mother-in-law's bath.

That's just dirty.