Goodison and pooing

[john jako]

When do you do it?

Nothing worse than choking for a crap and queuing at half time full of old men who have had a week on the booze. These Saturday early kick offs are a nightmare after a Friday on the guiness.

I tend to sneak for one mid first half. Public toilets are honking so o have to be desperate.

Great thread this.

 

[BillBrasky]

Key is to drink enough coffee and water when you wake up. Mix in some booze too. You do that and you should be cleared out by the time you get inside.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Anyone who has a dump in public toilets is a wrongun

 

[Yarrgh]

Don't do it like that Sunderland fan did.

 

[blue61]

I go to the away changing rooms and do it Gus Puyet style.

 

[Sweeneytoad]

If you've got to go then you've got to go but ideally have a hot drink at home,that will sort you out before you head the match.

 

[LEONARD]

There's enough crap on the pitch usually.

 

[arch stanton]

On match days, I always have a poo before I get up

 

[.CrAzY.]

Nothing better than a half time poo.

You get to have a free cigarette off the fumes from the other cubicles

 

[anton66]

Would never do a crap in a public toilet. Going for a piss is bad enough as you know there is crap all over every surface. Door handles are the worst.

 

[4737carlin]

Never done one at a football match, takes to long

 

[Stav1985]

When do you do it?

Nothing worse than choking for a crap and queuing at half time full of old men who have had a week on the booze. These Saturday early kick offs are a nightmare after a Friday on the guiness.

I tend to sneak for one mid first half. Public toilets are honking so o have to be desperate.

Great thread this.

You utter, utter horror.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

A glass of hot water as soon as you get up should help.
Orally of course.

 

[canuckblue]

Saw the thread title and thought it had to be a typo. But noooooo.

 

[john jako]

You utter, utter horror.

Feel sorry for anyone who uses the toilets at the back of the lower Gladwys between 35 mins and 50 mins tomorrow. That’s my prime poo time