£160k/week with a generous pie allowance should be enough to tempt him.
160,000 pies a week would surely seal the deal
£160k/week with a generous pie allowance should be enough to tempt him.
160,000 pies a week would surely seal the deal
Paid into an offshore account so the taxman doesn't get his slice.
Weight of two units.He looks like a unit.
We will sell him to Chelsea for £100 million in a couple years.

Holy Moly, haha I know you're only jesting, right![]()
No way.
We love our new beastie boy![]()
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