Goats squad analysis thread 2023/24

[Goat]

I could be wrong on a technicality, but he was born in Portugal in Oct. 1999, and joined Everton in Aug. 2018, a few months shy of 19. If I understand the rule for foreign-born homegrown players, he'd have to be with the club for 3 years before he turned 21. He was only with the club for two years before he reached age, and so shouldn't qualify as foreign-born homegrown.

He was at Arsenal before us mate.

 

[chippy1722]

Did Tom Cannon not go on the pre season trip to the land of clocks and Toblerone?

Yeah, looked impressive in training too.

 

[den]

He was at Arsenal before us mate.

That makes sense. I was interpreting it as spending three years with one club.

 

[den]

He was at Arsenal before us mate.

That's why you're the goat.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Who are you announcing next @Goat ? We won’t need to dilly dally waiting for the formal stuff !!

 

[Nymzee]

Who are you announcing next @Goat ? We won’t need to dilly dally waiting for the formal stuff !!

2 steak bakes and a roast chicky I reckon

 

[Goat]

2 steak bakes and a roast chicky I reckon

Sadly havent visited greggs for a long, long time, it makes me sad, healthy eating is horrid.

 

[Marius57]

Sadly havent visited greggs for a long, long time, it makes me sad, healthy eating is horrid.

Is greggs not healthy? The vegan sausage rolls are nice

 

[Nymzee]

Sadly havent visited greggs for a long, long time, it makes me sad, healthy eating is horrid.

Costs a bomb as well doesn’t it. Quid for an avocado ffs.

 

[Goat]

Is greggs not healthy? The vegan sausage rolls are nice

Pastry is very bad, no? transfats are the biggest enemy and pastry has lots of them, I think.

My rule is, if it tastes nice, its bad for you.

 

[Joey66]

Pastry is very bad, no? transfats are the biggest enemy and pastry has lots of them, I think.

My rule is, if it tastes nice, its bad for you.

Try oat meal no sugar milk surprisingly lovely ......

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Try oat meal no sugar milk surprisingly lovely ......

Belter in a coffee.

 

[Joey66]

Belter in a coffee.

Get our new squad on it

 

[Mogwai]

This is cool. I wish Schniederlin would stop dragging the team down though

 

[ElGato]

I actually don't think the squad is as bad as people think it is.

Midfield three of onana gueye and a rejuvenated Alli.

Tarky + one other CB at the back with Young/a fit Patterson + one other fullback either side

McNeill and Elanga off a fit DCL

No wait... We're buggered