Goats squad analysis thread 2022/23

[chicoazul]

Hello Evertonians. Thank you for this nice analysis. Tom Davies for (c) please.

 

[Goat]

Manager : Frank Lampard

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Nathan Patterson (UA)

Left Backs (2)
Vitaliy Mykolenko
Niels Nkounkou

Centre Backs (6)
James Tarkowski (HG)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
Dele Alli (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Tom Davies (HG)
Jean-Philippe Gbamin

Wide Forwards (4)
Richarlison
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Anthony Gordon (HG)

Strikers (2)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Salomón Rondón

Total players: 25

Players purchased so far: 1
Tarks,

Players culled so far:


Non-HG players: 10
Home-grown players: 13
Underage players: 2

Contracts due to expire Jun 30, 2022 :

Andy Lonergan

Kenny(OOC) , Delph(OOC), Tosun(OOC), Number10(OOC), Van Beek(Loan ended), El Ghazi (Loan ended)

Moise Kean (*Loaned to Juve till 2023,obligation to buy, with conditions

 

[Zatara]

Manager : Frank Lampard

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Nathan Patterson (UA)

Left Backs (2)
Vitaliy Mykolenko
Niels Nkounkou

Centre Backs (6)
James Tarkowski (HG)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
Dele Alli (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Tom Davies (HG)
Jean-Philippe Gbamin

Wide Forwards (4)
Richarlison
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Anthony Gordon (HG)

Strikers (2)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Salomón Rondón

Total players: 25

Players purchased so far: 1
Tarks,

Players culled so far:


Non-HG players: 10
Home-grown players: 13
Underage players: 2

Contracts due to expire Jun 30, 2022 :

Andy Lonergan

Kenny(OOC) , Delph(OOC), Tosun(OOC), Number10(OOC), Van Beek(Loan ended), El Ghazi (Loan ended)

Moise Kean (*Loaned to Juve till 2023,obligation to buy, with conditions

I think Lonergan has been extended. Same time as Begovic.

 

[little elfin]

 

[Zatara]

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@Eggs @MikelsGoat

Nice list for you both.

 

[Goat]

Manager : Frank Lampard

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Nathan Patterson (UA)

Left Backs (2)
Vitaliy Mykolenko
Niels Nkounkou

Centre Backs (6)
James Tarkowski (HG)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
Dele Alli (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Tom Davies (HG)
Jean-Philippe Gbamin

Wide Forwards (3)
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Anthony Gordon (HG)

Strikers (2)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Salomón Rondón

Total players: 24

Players purchased so far: 1
Tarks,

Players culled so far:
Richarlison,

Non-HG players: 9
Home-grown players: 13
Underage players: 2

Contracts due to expire Jun 30, 2022 :

Andy Lonergan

Kenny(OOC) , Delph(OOC), Tosun(OOC), Number10(OOC), Van Beek(Loan ended), El Ghazi (Loan ended)

Moise Kean (*Loaned to Juve till 2023,obligation to buy, with conditions)

 

[Oasis1878]

Squad analysis: utter crap

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Manager : Frank Lampard

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Nathan Patterson (UA)

Left Backs (2)
Vitaliy Mykolenko
Niels Nkounkou

Centre Backs (6)
James Tarkowski (HG)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
Dele Alli (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Tom Davies (HG)
Jean-Philippe Gbamin

Wide Forwards (3)
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Anthony Gordon (HG)

Strikers (2)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Salomón Rondón

Total players: 24

Players purchased so far: 1
Tarks,

Players culled so far:
Richarlison,

Non-HG players: 9
Home-grown players: 13
Underage players: 2

Contracts due to expire Jun 30, 2022 :

Andy Lonergan

Kenny(OOC) , Delph(OOC), Tosun(OOC), Number10(OOC), Van Beek(Loan ended), El Ghazi (Loan ended)

Moise Kean (*Loaned to Juve till 2023,obligation to buy, with conditions)

Should just start writing FUBAR'D now for all updates until we sign some actual decent players...

 

[Goat]

Squad analysis: utter crap

I honestly havent even done analysis this year, it makes me too sad.

 

[Oasis1878]

I honestly havent even done analysis this year, it makes me too sad.

June 30th and I’m drained. Really can’t be bothered for another pathetic year from us

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Grim reading at present.

By mid October we’ll be playing a midfield 6 of Patterson Godfrey Holgate Keane Branthwaite and Nkounkou, trying to become the first team in PL history to secure 38 points without taking a single shot.

 

[NorthernBlue]

When you see the squad laid out like this it looks very bleak. Massive work to do with a limited budget.

 

[Goat]

Manager : Frank Lampard

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Nathan Patterson (UA)

Left Backs (2)
Vitaliy Mykolenko
Niels Nkounkou

Centre Backs (6)
James Tarkowski (HG)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
Dele Alli (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Tom Davies (HG)
Jean-Philippe Gbamin

Wide Forwards (3)
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Anthony Gordon (HG)

Strikers (2)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Salomón Rondón

Total players: 24

Players purchased so far: 1
Tarkowski,

Players culled so far:
Richarlison,

Non-HG players: 9
Home-grown players: 13
Underage players: 2

Kenny(OOC) , Delph(OOC), Tosun(OOC), Number10(OOC), Lonergan (OOC)Van Beek(Loan ended), El Ghazi (Loan ended)

Moise Kean (*Loaned to Juve till 2023,obligation to buy, with conditions)

 

[Yarrgh]

Manager : Frank Lampard

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Nathan Patterson (UA)

Left Backs (2)
Vitaliy Mykolenko
Niels Nkounkou

Centre Backs (6)
James Tarkowski (HG)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
Dele Alli (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Tom Davies (HG)
Jean-Philippe Gbamin

Wide Forwards (3)
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Anthony Gordon (HG)

Strikers (2)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Salomón Rondón

Total players: 24

Players purchased so far: 1
Tarkowski,

Players culled so far:
Richarlison,

Non-HG players: 9
Home-grown players: 13
Underage players: 2

Kenny(OOC) , Delph(OOC), Tosun(OOC), Number10(OOC), Lonergan (OOC)Van Beek(Loan ended), El Ghazi (Loan ended)

Moise Kean (*Loaned to Juve till 2023,obligation to buy, with conditions)

Long live OOC!

 

[Toffee-nerd]

It's like someone's wiped their arse on a teamsheet. Awful.