Give me a reason/excuse to put in for a half day off work ?

[magicjuan]

Penile discharge, seeping pus, with the smell of a cow's burst abcess.
Doubt they'd ask for proof.

 

[tommye]

Haemorrhoids are bleeding and you need to get home for a shower

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Tell them that you are going to help catch the escaped monkey in Scotland.

 

[Clarky cat]

Tell them to stick the job up their arse. Turn up for work as normal the next day, you’re welcome.

 

[carlos21]

Haemorrhoids are bleeding and you need to get home for a shower

Good evening Tommy.

 

[chrismpw]

Tell them it's your annual time to floss the cat.

 

[Vintage]

Remind them it's transfer deadline day tomorrow and you have to deliver a yellow tie to Jim White

 

[Rita_Poon]

Or something large and purple to the ear drum of a sky reporter...

 

[Kurt.]

Gran’s died

Sorry to hear that mate, hope you’re ok x

 

[DavidH]

Just tell them you want half a day off.

 

[DavidH]

Although penile discharge is another good excuse, especially if you're doing it in-front of them when you ask

 

[DavidH]

Remind them it's transfer deadline day tomorrow and you have to deliver a yellow tie to Jim White

Another piss all over the chest with a tongue up the arse fan. I live a sheltered life.

 

[TGW89]

Looking for a reason to put in for a half day off work tomorrow? Not sure I can be honest when I want to go racing.

You were trying to put on your tie and belt and eat breakfast at the same time. Which is why you are currently tied to a door handle by your tie, with kecks around your ankles and an orange in your mouth, and thus unable to work.

 

[BNJ1878]

Just tell them you want half a day off.

Yeah. This.

Tell them you hate the job and just can't be arsed doing a full day surrounded by knobheads.

You'll be back in tomorrow refreshed and recharged with a positive outlook.

 

[BNJ1878]

Looking for a reason to put in for a half day off work tomorrow? Not sure I can be honest when I want to go racing.