all made up names.
stick to real names or you'll end up with a dweezle or moonbase. also attempting to create an image of grandieur by using bizarre z-list celebs kids names, or pretending theres a double barrel surname, is all very sad and the sort of thing a certain kind of person does. i even know someone who combines her kids middle name and surname to pretend it's a double barrel.
we all know the type..
calls everyone hun
wears uggs in summer
everything has to have a label
has to have the big wedding then complain about the cost of it
false hair, false nails, false personality
appears to everyone to have everything but in reality has feck all
spends £95 on a little pot of eyecream
can't afford to take kids on hols in last 9 years.