Getting old

[Nymzee]

Noticed no matter how much I shake still always end up with a 10p piss stain on my trousers. Walking round the office at work trying to cover it up. Never used to happen. Probs be a 50p stain in a few years then a saucer stain by the time I’m 60.

Is amazing. Do all you old boys wear nappies? Lucky buggers.

I forgot to add context to my mickey drips message:

BBC One - King Gary, Series 2, Episode 6, Everyone gets 'Mickey Drips'

The whole 'Mickey Drips' situation is threatening to ruin the wedding for Gary.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Rita_Poon]

toe nails requiring both hands to cut.

 

[carlos21]

toe nails requiring both hands to cut.

Hi.

 

[4 Eyes Better Than 2]

Is it just me or does wiping your arse clean take more paper the older you get ?

 

[Littlesue]

Is it just me or does wiping your arse clean take more paper the older you get ?

I use those Andrex wipes now on the last wipe

 

[chrismpw]

toe nails requiring both hands to cut.

I have taken to using electrician's side cutters for my toenails. I'm convinced I'm just a few years away from tin snips.

 

[chrismpw]

Is it just me or does wiping your arse clean take more paper the older you get ?

Are you implying an age related change in arse functionality, or arse size?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Are you implying an age related change in arse functionality, or arse size?

reaction speed. once a kodak camera... now a yawning hippo...

 

[carlos21]

I have taken to using electrician's side cutters for my toenails. I'm convinced I'm just a few years away from tin snips.

Hi Chris.

 

[chrismpw]

Hi Chris.

Yo Carlos ... where have you been? Are you well?

 

[Tramps_mate]

I've found myself more and more having to sit down to put my socks on and tie my laces.. lol

 

[Nymzee]

Had bad indigestion last few days. Definitely a sign of getting old.

 

[Death]

Hi.

Like a bit of Rita do we C dawwg ru ru ruff ruff arruuuu

 

[carlos21]

Yo Carlos ... where have you been? Are you well?

Yes I am good today

 

[larbert toffee]

Are you implying an age related change in arse functionality, or arse size?

You got no reply so let's assume it was down to size.?