Get fresh at the weekend

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I get you.

I aint doing my weekend, cos it will just have

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The missus has got a christening she wants me to go to tomorrow, ive binned it off, she said she is gonna take the kids, RESULT. So Sunday now reads, get bombed all day, although ive just noticed the matches that are on tomorrow, shockingly bad. I might have to do a little bet to spice this weekend up..........
 
Wool is gonna have a great day out today with his missus, I can just tell.

Ive just been made to clean the kitchen floor . Does anyone else have to do that ? I made some toast and maybe unwittingly I spilt a few crumbs on the floor ok and maybe some jam which went sticky but its saturday morning FFS ! Going to drive me to have another pull this .

Hows life Goat ?
 
Ive just been made to clean the kitchen floor . Does anyone else have to do that ? I made some toast and maybe unwittingly I spilt a few crumbs on the floor ok and maybe some jam which went sticky but its saturday morning FFS ! Going to drive me to have another pull this .

Hows life Goat ?

You masturbate when you're angry?

That's a bad sign that is.
 
Ive just been made to clean the kitchen floor . Does anyone else have to do that ? I made some toast and maybe unwittingly I spilt a few crumbs on the floor ok and maybe some jam which went sticky but its saturday morning FFS ! Going to drive me to have another pull this .

Hows life Goat ?

Its good mate, I tend to do a lot of housework myself, but then the missus is the breadwinner in our household, im the house husband.
 
Strictly speaking, a cuckold is a married man with an adulterous wife, but current usage sometimes extends the term informally to include cuckqueans (women with adulterous husbands), wittols (husbands who consent to their wife's extramarital sex), and non-married couples in analogous situations.

Thank God for Wiki.


And no, NOT at all.
 
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