gayness and avoiding getting sh*t on your sheets

[Nebbiolo]

Just waiting for Beverly Hills 90210 to come on TV at 4.15 p.m.. and there is the "yoof" programme on Danish TV2. The subject, presented by a very precocious 16 year old, is gay sex, how you do it and, importantly, how you avoid getting [Poor language removed] on your sheets (her exact words). That's dead liberal that is. Imagine them doing that on BBC or ITV during kids television.

I guess we're just more grown than you American and Brits with all your sexual hang-ups.

As Chico would say: Vive la gays and all that

 

[Vim Fuego]

Is this your version of Blue Peter ?

 

[padefc]

i think its peter blue!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

dont know about blue peter, more like brown sheeter.

 

[McBain]

This is outrageous!

I cant believe that!

The fabric of society is forever creased beyond the realm of a natural, good old fashioned Ironing!

I mean seriously!?

WTF??

You were waiting to watch 90210??????

 

[chicoazul]

My stomachs turning here.

 

[Slight_Return]

My stomachs turning here.

Is that part of the advice on keeping the sheets clean?

 

[Whitebootman]

Beverly Hills 90210

I'd be more worried about getting Sh*t off the television.

 

[coyney]

John come home if you are watching crap like that then you must be homesick or just sick

 

[Nebbiolo]

John come home if you are watching crap like that then you must be homesick or just sick

That's all that's on over here, mate. We get Baywatch, followed by some teen crap and then 90210, which leads onto Friends. You sort of get used to it after a while and some of the birds are pretty fit.

 

[Vim Fuego]

So then Nebs, the best way to shift [Poor language removed] off your sheets is ?

*Not that i need to know *

 

[Nebbiolo]

So then Nebs, the best way to shift [Poor language removed] off your sheets is ?

*Not that i need to know *

It wasn't shifting [Poor language removed], it was avoiding getting [Poor language removed] on there in the first place. It was something to do about positional sense and all that. Perhaps wiping one's member afterwards would be the best place to start.

But I was too busy waiting for 90210. It was the missus that shouted me in to come and see with an expression like, 'WTF, John, come and see this".

 

[Dylan]

At least Baywatch has lots of women is small swimsuits running in slow-motion all the time.

Mmmm, young Pam Anderson/Erika Eleniak/Nicole Eggert/Yasmine Bleeth, mmmmm

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

what was the solution ?

go bumming in the nearest lay-by or gents lavs ?

 

[coyney]

what was the solution ?

go bumming in the nearest lay-by or gents lavs ?

Kel how come you have put your own photo this time