FUNNY NICKNAMES

[SteRobbo84]

One of my best mates always has, and always will be known as Scott. Despite his name being Graeme.
In sixth form, an argument over footy got personal:
"shurrup you, Scott"
"what? why did you call me Scott?"
"coz you've Scott no mates!"

 

[carlos21]

One of my best mates always has, and always will be known as Scott. Despite his name being Graeme.
In sixth form, an argument over footy got personal:
"shurrup you, Scott"
"what? why did you call me Scott?"
"coz you've Scott no mates!"

Hi ste.

 

[Baines' left foot]

GOT A MATE CALLED ROB SO HIS NICKNAME IS ROBBO.

GOT ANOTHER MATE CALLED TOM SO HE'S CALLED TOMMO.

 

[silent bob]

GOT A MATE CALLED ROB SO HIS NICKNAME IS ROBBO.

GOT ANOTHER MATE CALLED TOM SO HE'S CALLED TOMMO.

Why?

 

[Seathestars]

I always liked that rugby players nickname Chariots Offiah

 

[Norwegian Cow]

had a girl on school that always looked angry. (just her neutral facial expression I think). We called her Smiley

 

[PITA]

When I was in the RN I knew someone called Sledge. He was always being pulled by dogs.

 

[Blue 1]

Used to know a fella who was called Neil Steals, because he was always robbing stuff.

 

[Gwlacticos]

There's that bloke who does all that expensive graffiti. Banksy. So you'd think his second name was Banks. I don't reckon that's his name at all. But then again, it could be. So there's a clever use of a nickname.

 

[jaycee]

Think I might have said this before but my knickname was 12 doughnuts !

Ia that coz your a fat barsteward?

 

[Professor Toffee]

Think I might have said this before but my knickname was 12 doughnuts !

polo mint more like!

 

[Professor Toffee]

There's that bloke who does all that expensive graffiti. Banksy. So you'd think his second name was Banks. I don't reckon that's his name at all. But then again, it could be. So there's a clever use of a nickname.

its cos hes so rich now!

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Gordon juke box Durrie
Gremlin Hughes
Neil dissa Pointon

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Worked with a lad called Gameshow cos he asked loads of questions.

 

[tommye]

Used to work with a dad n lad combo many years back and the youngster earned the nickname 'the cat' as he was forever asking "where's me ow..l fella"