Fourth Place?

[bluebottle]

Every man for his shelf!

 

[neo2020]

I read the title of this thread and lolled. That is all.

 

[bluejock]

Lads, calm down lads, eh lads, settle down lads

 

[Seamus Colemole]

**** you don't think goat thought i was serious do you?

He's not gonna offer me out is he?

 

[Phenom]

**** you don't think goat thought i was serious do you?

He's not gonna offer me out is he?

He would have you for breakfast.

 

[bluejock]

He would have you for breakfast.

Before or after the triple fry up?

 

[chicoazul]

He would have you for breakfast.

You'd be merely entree.

 

[Goat]

**** you don't think goat thought i was serious do you?

He's not gonna offer me out is he?

Yes, I am.

 

[Phenom]

Yes, I am.

*pulls up chair

 

[chicoazul]

death: just walk briskly away from him, he'll never catch you and will cardiac if he attempts to continue.

Failing that, hypnotise him with a sausage roll or fudge bar.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

don't hurt me goat

 

[Azzurri]

I think I saw Goat in the Upper Gwladys at the Blackpool game. He was by me in the queue for a pie.

 

[Goat]

How gay are you, fudge bar.

 

[chicoazul]

A Snickers Fudge? Wildcard there by the death. Goat will be clean out for two hours if he sees that.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Is goat a bit of a manboob?