Forza Partisan

[Hayee]

As honourary chairperson of Partisan Walton (seen as our leader has forgotten about us!) I would like to wish everyone a happy new year and set down our new clique rules, copyright 2011 :

Balls to football unless we win
Thou must donate vCash to Hayee for charitable purposes
More innuendos
More innappropriate threads - NSFW especially
More rebelling but preferably not against eachother
More FIST discussions
Thou must wind eachother up to the point of explosion for popcorn moments
Bleach is now off the menu, turps is our new tipple, with a sprinkling of caustic soda
Thou must attempt a rude reference at least once a day
Magic balls make good conversation starters
Most importantly; we must continue to stick together and support our own, LCAB we're all behind you, Monty - if you ever return we promise to try our best to keep it calm for your own health reasons and anyone else who needs serious advice; we will aim to help and support as best we can
Who's with me? :hay:
COME ONNNNNN

 

[little curly alan ball]

As honourary chairperson of Partisan Walton (seen as our leader has forgotten about us!) I would like to wish everyone a happy new year and set down our new clique rules, copyright 2011 :

Balls to football unless we win
Thou must donate vCash to Hayee for charitable purposes
More innuendos
More innappropriate threads - NSFW especially
More rebelling but preferably not against eachother
More FIST discussions
Thou must wind eachother up to the point of explosion for popcorn moments
Bleach is now off the menu, turps is our new tipple, with a sprinkling of caustic soda
Thou must attempt a rude reference at least once a day
Magic balls make good conversation starters
Most importantly; we must continue to stick together and support our own, LCAB we're all behind you, Monty - if you ever return we promise to try our best to keep it calm for your own health reasons and anyone else who needs serious advice; we will aim to help and support as best we can
Who's with me? :hay:
COME ONNNNNN

Loyalist Soldier Stands The Fuk Up , Next To Doris ,....

 

[Elong]

Nice comments, I haven't been here half as long as most, but rules like this are the reason I've enlisted!

Viva Partisan Walton!

 

[heatmeiser]

Good idea!



** starts new thread about anal beads.

 

[Hayee]

Great start heats

 

[spikeman]

Am I allowed to participate this time?

 

[Hayee]

Are you legal now? UK rules say 16 for sex and seen as this is a UK based forum I shall allow you to participate if you're 16 there will be no pornographic images or videos therefore I reckon 18+ is steep!
So yes!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Isn't Partizan Walton like 'daunion' ?

 

[heatmeiser]

Am I allowed to participate this time?

Course you are Spike.


** hands you the anal beads **

 

[Matt Damon]

Are you legal now? UK rules say 16 for sex and seen as this is a UK based forum I shall allow you to participate if you're 16 there will be no pornographic images or videos therefore I reckon 18+ is steep!
So yes!

It's 17 in North Wales. So you'll probably have to wait Hayee.

 

[Hayee]

It's 17 in North Wales. So you'll probably have to wait Hayee.

Pfft its 12ish round here, local laws (well, practice) ya see!

 

[Hilga]

Clique !!! Clique !!!

 

[Matt Damon]

Pfft its 12ish round here, local laws (well, practice) ya see!

Oh right must be about getting them whilst they're young by you.

 

[Hayee]

Its more about getting pregnant getting a council house and claiming benefits; then when the social say the kids nearly at that age where income support stops then pop another one out. By a different father of course! Oh and they get "messy" on white cider "laird"

 

[Matt Damon]

Its more about getting pregnant getting a council house and claiming benefits; then when the social say the kids nearly at that age where income support stops then pop another one out. By a different father of course! Oh and they get "messy" on white cider "laird"

I see you've got a bottle of white lightning there hayee....