Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[cronullasharks]

No mate she stopped that but thats only because I'd been turning the water mains off before I went to bed.

As soon as I'm awake for brunch I turn it back. Its a small price to pay I guess but her nerves are terrible and there's only so many dropped cups of hot tea on my Terry Todger that i can take

Is 3.00pm now considered brunch?

 

[NeroCeasar]

Thanks mate, I honestly know how dodgy it sounds when I tell people she attacked me with a machete and caught me accidently 27 times where I needed 85 stitches. But I was dressed as an Amazon rainforest bush and she was trying to get to the kitchen so what would any other mum do but try and chop the bush down to gain access to the kitchen.

The 2nd time was obviously my fault as I ran into the knife whilst I was asleep lying down so no blame can be attached to her on that one either.

People just see things they wanna see mate and think the worst.

Have to admit I didn't know the root and branch of what had happened but it's fair to say which one of us hasn't taken a machete to an Amazon bush preventing us getting to the kitchen? Safe to say she couldn't have known it was you asleep on the floor having attended Hairy Mary's annual fancy dress bash. Just bad luck all round really

 

[cronullasharks]

 

[Yarrgh]

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Names to conjure with.

I wonder what Danny Rowe is upto nowadays.

 

[Jimishorts]

Names to conjure with.

I wonder what Danny Rowe is upto nowadays.

Not even a mention of us on his wiki, traitor.

 

[Yarrgh]

Not even a mention of us on his wiki, traitor.

Anything about his post football bare knuckle fighting and backstreet MMA career?

 

[Jimishorts]

Anything about his post football bare knuckle fighting and backstreet MMA career?

Nah, comes across as a complete wet wipe tbh.

 

[Yarrgh]

Nah, comes across as a complete wet wipe tbh.

Pay attention Hendo! Rowe once had the world at his feet and ruled the vanderama. Now if it wasn't for him lying in a heap shouting "that's me" next to his statue outside the ground on match days, you wouldn't even know who you were stepping over.

 

[Jimishorts]

Hendo still cruises around in a mustard coloured fiesta, think he’s still got his feet on the ground atm.

A cheeky bid from Real or Barca and we might have a problem.

Don’t think you’ll see him on insta at New York fashion week in a dressing gown.

Lad will boss the championship.

UTFC

 

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Big Dunc has found the fountain of youth

 

[Yarrgh]

Hendo still cruises around in a mustard coloured fiesta, think he’s still got his feet on the ground atm.

A cheeky bid from Real or Barca and we might have a problem.

Don’t think you’ll see him on insta at New York fashion week in a dressing gown.

Lad will boss the championship.

UTFC

Just as long as he doesn't get his head turned in Accy.

 

[Yarrgh]

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Big Dunc has found the fountain of youth

He's the anti-Moyes.

 

[Jimishorts]

Before Fylde

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Big Dunc has found the fountain of youth

Definitely been down tan-tastic on Fylde high street.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He's the anti-Moyes.

Moyes looks like a hairy walnut these days

 

[Jimishorts]

Moyes looks like a hairy walnut these days

Mans a walking testicle JJ.