Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

No mate she stopped that but thats only because I'd been turning the water mains off before I went to bed.

As soon as I'm awake for brunch I turn it back. Its a small price to pay I guess but her nerves are terrible and there's only so many dropped cups of hot tea on my Terry Todger that i can take
Is 3.00pm now considered brunch?
 

Thanks mate, I honestly know how dodgy it sounds when I tell people she attacked me with a machete and caught me accidently 27 times where I needed 85 stitches. But I was dressed as an Amazon rainforest bush and she was trying to get to the kitchen so what would any other mum do but try and chop the bush down to gain access to the kitchen.

The 2nd time was obviously my fault as I ran into the knife whilst I was asleep lying down so no blame can be attached to her on that one either.

People just see things they wanna see mate and think the worst.
Have to admit I didn't know the root and branch of what had happened but it's fair to say which one of us hasn't taken a machete to an Amazon bush preventing us getting to the kitchen? Safe to say she couldn't have known it was you asleep on the floor having attended Hairy Mary's annual fancy dress bash. Just bad luck all round really
 



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