Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

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Nice feller but wouldn’t trust Danny Ball to buy a doner kebab let alone a football club

 

[NeroCeasar]

3.30 Monday night/Tuesday morning and I'm only home now ffs, ironic that stadium being called the one call stadium as that's all I was allowed during two nights in a cell with Ken the kettle and that idiot Paul pot. Tried ringing Macca but got a wrong number (some bird who kept saying he no go to game) so I hung up. Wouldn't give me another call then so Paul pot used his call to ring legless Larry to drive up for us but he couldn't due to the fact he has no legs. The kettle then refused his call on the grounds that all calls are recorded by the Russians and he didn't want them knowing where he was (after last year's bit of bother he had with Boris and Yeltsin down the kgb club on main street). Don't even know what we were arrested for tbh but I can't wait for Millwall next season

UTFC

 

[cronullasharks]

3.30 Monday night/Tuesday morning and I'm only home now ffs, ironic that stadium being called the one call stadium as that's all I was allowed during two nights in a cell with Ken the kettle and that idiot Paul pot. Tried ringing Macca but got a wrong number (some bird who kept saying he no go to game) so I hung up. Wouldn't give me another call then so Paul pot used his call to ring legless Larry to drive up for us but he couldn't due to the fact he has no legs. The kettle then refused his call on the grounds that all calls are recorded by the Russians and he didn't want them knowing where he was (after last year's bit of bother he had with Boris and Yeltsin down the kgb club on main street). Don't even know what we were arrested for tbh but I can't wait for Millwall next season

UTFC

Macca right under the thumb now.

 

[Yarrgh]

Nice feller but wouldn’t trust Danny Ball to buy a doner kebab let alone a football club

Heythornwaite must have sold all the season tickets already.

Or not enough in Ball's sack when he chucked the contents on the boardroom table I guess.

Does this mean we can start buying players?

 

[cronullasharks]

Heythornwaite must have sold all the season tickets already.

Or not enough in Ball's sack when he chucked the contents on the boardroom table I guess.

Does this mean we can start buying players?

Sell to buy mate. The haythornthw8 way

 

[Jimishorts]

Biggest overachievers is right! The big boys will be running sacred next season.

Nice to see the salad munchers wallowing in mid-table mediocrity in the National league.

UTFC

 

[wainy]

Only just seen this and can’t explain how happy I am for Big Dunc. 3 in a row is Roy of the Rovers stuff. I hope the whole team fired a “raceys rocket” all over the now middle aged Laura Merrins kite.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Macca right under the thumb now.

He's a changed man, Shark. I know I said I was looking forward to Millwall away next season but tbh I don't think it will be the same without Macca and his harpoon to keep us all safe

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

PLAYERS REPORT BACK FOR PRE-SEASON

The summer break was over and Fylde had an important season to prepare for as the players all returned to training this week. Next week they will set off to Scotland for ten days when they will train and play three matches starting with Partick Thistle on the 11th July. Duncan Ferguson was in advanced talks with clubs discussing deals to bring players to Fylde this season. Defenders David Chester and Ryan Elliott were released by the club after not securing new contracts.

More news to come regarding transfers. ​

 

[Yarrgh]

PLAYERS REPORT BACK FOR PRE-SEASON

The summer break was over and Fylde had an important season to prepare for as the players all returned to training this week. Next week they will set off to Scotland for ten days when they will train and play three matches starting with Partick Thistle on the 11th July. Duncan Ferguson was in advanced talks with clubs discussing deals to bring players to Fylde this season. Defenders David Chester and Ryan Elliott were released by the club after not securing new contracts.

More news to come regarding transfers. ​

Work those lazy sods hard Dunc!

Any transfer rumours?

 

[cronullasharks]

Work those lazy sods hard Dunc!

Any transfer rumours?

Vinnie Bytheway - Real Madrid.

 

[Yarrgh]

Vinnie Bytheway - Real Madrid.

Well they never replaced Cristiano Ronaldo did they?

 

[Jimishorts]

Vinnie Bytheway - Real Madrid.

Couldn’t afford him.

 

[Yarrgh]

Couldn’t afford him.

They'd make the money on shirt sales in the far East alone. Say what you like- the lad has the x factor.