Apologies for the bad language in my previous post.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
We're interested big leagues now boys!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
Sold the season tickets already Haythornthwaite?
Danny Ball is an effing liability as well. Trying to pay for a League 1 champion team with a gofundme page and getting people to sponsor him for sitting in a bath full of baked beans?
Looks like we'll be in Accrington looking like a load of divs when Forest or Wednesday rock up. Amateur hour from the club.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
He's a rascal our Mick. But there's gold in his boots. Heard Stoke are sniffing after him saying that if he can do it on a cold Wednesday night in Fylde he's just their cup of tea.
How many are harpoon related JJ?
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Championship club with a Conference mentality. This season is looking like a car crash in the making. Think now might be the time for our Dunc to cash in and take a job befitting a man with four promotions, including three in a row.
99%
We could sell Fylde embossed harpoon merch out the club shop. Could really crack the Japanese market and to be honest, if I was a whale and I ended up with a harpoon in my skull with ‘Micky Wisdom’s got 2 heads’ on it I’d probably be ok with getting eaten raw.
Rolling back the years. Looks great for 57. Duncan “Benjamin Button” Ferguson
Danny Ball hasn't got a pot to piss in. Seen him the other night picking up ciggie butts off the ground trying to get enough for a rolly.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
Can you imagine if he took over? Within a few weeks it would be Balls Out protests over the show.
Accrington? We played the likes of Coventry and Ipswich and filled their stadiums with hardcore harpooners. We should be looking at least getting a Bolton sized groundshare.
He’s been doing PR work for ‘Nivea‘, ‘Just For Men‘ and ‘No More Bag Sag’ the local scrotum reduction clinic. Looks better than ever and has nice tight testicles to boot.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £80m
No sag there! I was trying to see what a Balls Out protest would look like, and I reckon Big Dunc "Promotion is my middle name" Ferguson probably has bigger balls than our Buster.
He has testicles the size of a golf balls and a scrotum like a lidl carrier bag
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
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