Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....


3.30 Monday night/Tuesday morning and I'm only home now ffs, ironic that stadium being called the one call stadium as that's all I was allowed during two nights in a cell with Ken the kettle and that idiot Paul pot. Tried ringing Macca but got a wrong number (some bird who kept saying he no go to game) so I hung up. Wouldn't give me another call then so Paul pot used his call to ring legless Larry to drive up for us but he couldn't due to the fact he has no legs. The kettle then refused his call on the grounds that all calls are recorded by the Russians and he didn't want them knowing where he was (after last year's bit of bother he had with Boris and Yeltsin down the kgb club on main street). Don't even know what we were arrested for tbh but I can't wait for Millwall next season

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3.30 Monday night/Tuesday morning and I'm only home now ffs, ironic that stadium being called the one call stadium as that's all I was allowed during two nights in a cell with Ken the kettle and that idiot Paul pot. Tried ringing Macca but got a wrong number (some bird who kept saying he no go to game) so I hung up. Wouldn't give me another call then so Paul pot used his call to ring legless Larry to drive up for us but he couldn't due to the fact he has no legs. The kettle then refused his call on the grounds that all calls are recorded by the Russians and he didn't want them knowing where he was (after last year's bit of bother he had with Boris and Yeltsin down the kgb club on main street). Don't even know what we were arrested for tbh but I can't wait for Millwall next season

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Macca right under the thumb now.
 

PLAYERS REPORT BACK FOR PRE-SEASON

The summer break was over and Fylde had an important season to prepare for as the players all returned to training this week. Next week they will set off to Scotland for ten days when they will train and play three matches starting with Partick Thistle on the 11th July. Duncan Ferguson was in advanced talks with clubs discussing deals to bring players to Fylde this season. Defenders David Chester and Ryan Elliott were released by the club after not securing new contracts.

More news to come regarding transfers.
 

PLAYERS REPORT BACK FOR PRE-SEASON

The summer break was over and Fylde had an important season to prepare for as the players all returned to training this week. Next week they will set off to Scotland for ten days when they will train and play three matches starting with Partick Thistle on the 11th July. Duncan Ferguson was in advanced talks with clubs discussing deals to bring players to Fylde this season. Defenders David Chester and Ryan Elliott were released by the club after not securing new contracts.

More news to come regarding transfers.
Work those lazy sods hard Dunc!

Any transfer rumours?
 

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