My song for Josh Ferguson, based on Meat Loafs Anything for love (but I won't do that)
As you can see it just rolls off the tongue.
And I would do anything for Josh
I'd run right into Crewe and back
I would do anything for Josh
I'd kidnap you and that's a fact
And I'll never forget the way you crossed that ball
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for Josh
Oh I would do anything for Josh
I would do anything for Josh, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
Some days I like eggs easy
Some days I like eggs hard
Some days I like beans on toast and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
From too many Rum & Cokes
Some nights I'm like nothing I've ever seen before or will again
Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know Fylde can save me, no-one else can save me now but you
As long as Henderson is turning
As long as Yeovil is burning
As long as our dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do
Anything for Josh
Oh I would do anything for Josh
Oh I would do anything for Josh, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
I would do anything for Josh
And his older brother Tosh, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for Josh
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do
Some days I pray for Salford
Some days I pray for my Dole
Some days I just pray to the god for lots more sex and rock 'n' roll
Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep
Yes I would do anything for Josh
He's whipping balls into attack
Yes I would do anything for Josh
Hendo says he's got his back
But I'll never love you the way I love Danny Rowe oh no, no way
Yes I would do anything for Josh
I would do anything for Josh
I would do anything for Josh
But I won't do that