Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[marnie]

Ask him if Tyrone O’Neill is single please

My mate's 52 .He's probably his Dad lol

 

[Yarrgh]

I can't believe it. I'm floating on air at the moment. It's a dream!

 

[maccavennie]

I can't believe it. I'm floating on air at the moment. It's a dream!

I had a dream
Or so it seems
I believe in Townsend
Allaway and Morgan Feeney
I believe in Townsend
Cans of Irn Bru with my ciggy
I had a dream
I had a dream

I'm pretty sure if that not well known band BABBA had used my lyrics, they pretty much would have become one of the biggest bands in the world and not just has beens playing the social clubs.

As Sally always says, you've either got it or you ain't and I've got it.

 

[Jimishorts]

As Sally always says, you've either got it or you ain't and I've got it.

You finally went down the clinic and got the test then @maccavennie?

 

[maccavennie]

You finally went down the clinic and got the test then @maccavennie?

I've got a season ticket there Jimi

 

[Jimishorts]

I've got a season ticket there Jimi

Always better to be safe than sorry Macca.

I won’t ask what you’ve spent your reward points on tho.

 

[maccavennie]

Always better to be safe than sorry Macca.

I won’t ask what you’ve spent your reward points on tho.

Got a free hot water bottle from an Esso garage

 

[JimmyJeffers]

What the hell is going on here @The Penalty Box Dancer you little cocktease

 

[Jimishorts]

What the hell is going on here @The Penalty Box Dancer you little cocktease

I can feel myself slipping to the dark side JJ. I’ve looked at this the other day.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-tales-football-manager.107742/page-6#post-7940647

 

[Jimishorts]

Or relive classic matches.

Who can forget the infamous “battle of new lawn” the start of our long standing rivalry with the salad munchers.

Great days.

UTFC

ONE-NIL DOWN, TWO-ONE UP...

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What a victory for Fylde! Who'd have thought after going 1-0 down they would come back and hold out to win the game?!
Forest Green had the chances but could not convert in front of goal and after taking the lead, allowed Fylde back into the game as Jim Kellermann scored a clean strike on goal on the 27th minute mark.

It was trademark Duncan Ferguson-esque again as Andy Bond scored a close range header from a corner, straight out of the Ferguson scrapbook. Duncan had this to say after the game. "We showed tenacity today and had the magnitude to hold out for a solid victory. It wasn't easy by any stretch of the imagination but we got the job done. The following we had here today was fantastic and the crowd were vocal all game."

Fylde enter the draw for the FA Cup 2nd Round. ​

 

[marnie]

Don't get me back on the box wine PBD have [Poor language removed] me keks 3 times in a week.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Don't get me back on the box wine PBD have [Poor language removed] me keks 3 times in a week.

I use to have a problem with that. I’ll tell you two words that will change your life: Adult nappies

 

[marnie]

I use to have a problem with that. I’ll tell you two words that will change your life: Adult nappies

FFS lol No chance.I want to go in a chair with my missus having to mop around me lol

 

[Jimishorts]

Adult nappies

I want to go in a chair

sorted

 

[marnie]

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I want to see her retching.She ain't getting off the hook that easily. I want at least 4 boiled washes a day in that new Kelvinator.