Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[maccavennie]

@The Penalty Box Dancer can you confirm when pre season fixtures will be released so I can work out my travel time table.

Hoping for Scotland, got a Casey in Dundee and a Carla and her mum in Glasgow who I'd like to reacquaint myself with.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Crazy days mate. Good job I still had me ankle tag on at the time otherwise I don't think they'd have ever returned me back to the UK

There's good in everything

 

[cronullasharks]

What new towns we visiting this season fellas?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@The Penalty Box Dancer can you confirm when pre season fixtures will be released so I can work out my travel time table.

Hoping for Scotland, got a Casey in Dundee and a Carla and her mum in Glasgow who I'd like to reacquaint myself with.

What about Graham in Kirkcaldy?

 

[maccavennie]

What about Graham in Kirkcaldy?

He doesn't like filming me with his wife anymore Jimmy after his own mum made a pass at me under the table during Crimbo dinner a few years back

Lovely lady, soft hands!

 

[marnie]

What about Graham in Kirkcaldy?

That was a dodgy night when everyone was popping disco biscuits.We don't talk about that anymore. lol

 

[maccavennie]

What new towns we visiting this season fellas?

Good question this. Looking forward to seeing

Peterborough
Scarborough
And Levenshulme
Colchester
Macclesfield
Luton Town too
No more Tranmere
Hereford
Salford is gone
MK Don's
Spending a ton
Weekend at Ron's

 

[JimmyJeffers]

lol lol lol lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

That was a dodgy night when everyone was popping disco biscuits.We don't talk about that anymore. lol

I saw god that night. Seen him again at Sutton away. Nice lad. Bad breath mind.

 

[marnie]

I saw god that night. Seen him again at Sutton away. Nice lad. Bad breath mind.

You should have made him pop a Gary with some Listerine.

 

[toffee82]

Emotionally drained, physically shot, ain't got a tear left in me.

On another note, I've got to say the Torquay toilets were a level above the usual. They had 3 bog rolls per cubicle so went through each one and got myself 10 free bog rolls and a bottle of bleach which was left unattended in a locked cupboard.

Absolute result!

Glad you left the bog brushes.
I managed to swipe one along with a couple of mini traffic cones from the car park.
Traffic cones fashioned into a pointy bra and bog brush mic I was giving my best Madonna outside a Torquay kebab house (Torquaybab).
Allaway!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You should have made him pop a Gary with some Listerine.

I sold him 2 trebor extra strongs for £20. Told him they would knock his block off. At least if he comes back complaining that they were duds, I won’t have to wear a clothes peg on my nose.

 

[cronullasharks]

I sold him 2 trebor extra strongs for £20. Told him they would knock his block off. At least if he comes back complaining that they were duds, I won’t have to wear a clothes peg on my nose.

Reckoned they knocked him for 6 the lying toad.

 

[marnie]

I sold him 2 trebor extra strongs for £20. Told him they would knock his block off. At least if he comes back complaining that they were duds, I won’t have to wear a clothes peg on my nose.

Trying to etch a dove with an opened paper clip in to those mints was hard graft in the 90's lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Trying to etch a dove with an opened paper clip in to those mints was hard graft in the 90's lol

I’ve got 2 ongoing threads that I’m replying to at the minute. In the current affairs forum I’m talking about institutional racism and in this one I’m talking about selling God dud Gary’s at Sutton away. Gotta be careful I don’t get replies mixed up or my reputation could be in tatters.