Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....




Emotionally drained, physically shot, ain't got a tear left in me.

On another note, I've got to say the Torquay toilets were a level above the usual. They had 3 bog rolls per cubicle so went through each one and got myself 10 free bog rolls and a bottle of bleach which was left unattended in a locked cupboard.

Absolute result!
Glad you left the bog brushes.
I managed to swipe one along with a couple of mini traffic cones from the car park.
Traffic cones fashioned into a pointy bra and bog brush mic I was giving my best Madonna outside a Torquay kebab house (Torquaybab).
Allaway!
 
Trying to etch a dove with an opened paper clip in to those mints was hard graft in the 90's lol
I’ve got 2 ongoing threads that I’m replying to at the minute. In the current affairs forum I’m talking about institutional racism and in this one I’m talking about selling God dud Gary’s at Sutton away. Gotta be careful I don’t get replies mixed up or my reputation could be in tatters.
 

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