Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
The lads have just got back from their warm weather training in Bolivia and apparently there was a misunderstanding with customs. Fortunately the drug mules for Fylde tip off wasn't a cartel code but actually referred to a packing crate full of mules stuffed with cocaine, not the donkeys in the first team.
But it's a common occurrence since the start of the weekly Bogota-Blackpool flight with Air Fylde. When will they ever learn.























