Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

The Penalty Box Dancer · April 4, 2019

AFC FYLDE CLUB STATEMENT:

It is with regret AFC Fylde and Duncan Ferguson have parted company. We are grateful for everything Duncan has achieved at AFC Fylde and we wish him well for the future. Harry Kewell has been placed in charge of the club on an interim basis.

marnie · April 4, 2019

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
AFC FYLDE CLUB STATEMENT:

It is with regret AFC Fylde and Duncan Ferguson have parted company. We are grateful for everything Duncan has achieved at AFC Fylde and we wish him well for the future. Harry Kewell has been placed in charge of the club on an interim basis.

You best get another team ready when Dunc takes over lol

The Penalty Box Dancer · April 4, 2019

AFC Fylde fans have been protesting outside the stadium in the wake of the news the Scot has been sacked as manager of the club. Fans were in full support of Ferguson and believed he would progress further with the club. Achieving promotion to League Two was no easy feat and it is something Ferguson can take forward with him in his search for his next club. Our reporters have not spoken to Ferguson since his dismissal. However we caught up with Darren Huckerby leaving the training ground.

DH: Ferguson won't back down after this. He had a feeling this was coming and was totally bewildered by it. This is the problem with football chairmen, they think they know what's best in the sense from a footballing perspective but often get it wrong. It won't deter Dunc, he still has a career in this game.

The Penalty Box Dancer · April 4, 2019

FERGUSON: I WAS TREATED UNFAIRLY

We managed to catch Ferguson leaving AFC Fylde's premises and his response as not positive. Ferguson believed he was npt given enough time to turn it around and get Fylde out of the relegation places. He stated his performances in the cups should not be ignored and he was dismissed at the wrong time.

Yarrgh · April 5, 2019

Harry Kewell? Eff off Fylde. I'm sticking with Dunc!

The Penalty Box Dancer · April 5, 2019

Strong rumours coming out this morning about an approach from a club in South Wales....

mmmmsnouts · April 5, 2019

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
Strong rumours coming out this morning about an approach from a club in South Wales....

Yessss Big Dunc taking over Barry Town United!

Yarrgh · April 5, 2019

mmmmsnouts said:
Yessss Big Dunc taking over Barry Town United!

Big Dunc at the Big Baz. It's like it was writ in the stars. Do you think he will take the Huck with him?

maccavennie · April 5, 2019

Eff off Fylde, I've just washed off my transferable tattoo, you mean nothing to me now. House up for sale, bought a caravan and I'm ready to travel to wherever Big Dunc goes.

Hopefully though it won't be too far from my tyre garage like coz I gotta pay dem billzzzzzzz

Yarrgh · April 5, 2019

maccavennie said:
Eff off Fylde, I've just washed off my transferable tattoo, you mean nothing to me now. House up for sale, bought a caravan and I'm ready to travel to wherever Big Dunc goes.

Hopefully though it won't be too far from my tyre garage like coz I gotta pay dem billzzzzzzz

Meet us up at the town limits. Full on Mad Max convey off to Barry on Fury Road!

maccavennie · April 5, 2019

Yarrgh said:
Meet us up at the town limits. Full on Mad Max convey off to Barry on Fury Road!

What time we all setting off?

I've left a note for the kids saying daddy might not be home again. I know 7 of the 9 kids aren't mine but that's not the point is it.

JimmyJeffers · April 5, 2019

Yarrgh · April 5, 2019

maccavennie said:
What time we all setting off?

I've left a note for the kids saying daddy might not be home again. I know 7 of the 9 kids aren't mine but that's not the point is it.

It's a bit of a scene at the moment. We're going to have a huge party, get drunk, fight, make love to each other, and then roll out at dawn, leaving Fylde a scene of post-apocalyptic devastation. At the minute the little ones are constructing a giant Harry Kewell effigy and we're going to burn it at midnight.

Essentially it's going to be a repeat of the promotion to the league without having to look sheepish the next day because we will be miles away from the carnage.