The Penalty Box Dancer
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Chelsea/Bournemouth vs Manchester United
Maybe someone should do a match previewWhat a day out. Which metropolis will it be? The white rose super power of Leeds or Midlands megaclub Wolves.
Up the Coasters!
Maybe someone should do a match preview
Sounds like a repeat of Gateshead away last season *shuddersGood idea Jimmy
Here goes
All twenny of uz got off the train, ripped the town to shreds, got bladdered, bagged a rotter, got chased round a roundabout for half an hour, watched the match through one eye coz we were schlozzled, got beat 5-0 but weren't arsed cos we met Sticky Vicky in the slug and lettuce
Got home at 4am and burnt the ballsack when spilling a pot noodle
Up the Coasters!!!