The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
No one fancy Southall?
No one fancy Southall?





You can see why he always chooses "I'm too sexy" at the karaoke.
The stud in the ear represents himself. A studYou can see why he always chooses "I'm too sexy" at the karaoke.
Because he is.
@JimmyJeffers new PfP in 3, 2, 1...
It's probably as close a doppelganger as you'll get to what JJ actually looks like too@JimmyJeffers new PfP in 3, 2, 1...
Wow. I hadn't considered that such beauty could actually exist in the real world. A sultry mix of Duncan Goodhew and yer man off The Hills Have Eyes.It's probably as close a doppelganger as you'll get to what JJ actually looks like too
No one, we'll go with what we've got. Cost me about 200 quid to find that out too.Has anyone been on club call yet? Who are we linked with?
My name. MY NAME! IS DAVID WATSON!@JimmyJeffers new PfP in 3, 2, 1...
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