Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

maccavennie · May 6, 2021

I've had so much time on my hands this week that I built myself a cracking rooftop balcony on the caravan.

Don't think it'll be long before folk will start asking if they can hire it as a holiday home for a week.

Took my Tiffany's paddling pool, connected the hose pipe to next doors outside tap, lobbed loads of fairy washing up liquid in it and it's turned into a bubbly hot tub.

Been washing all my 2 stripe socks at the same time

#result

Jimishorts · May 10, 2021

maccavennie said:
I've had so much time on my hands this week that I built myself a cracking rooftop balcony on the caravan.

Don't think it'll be long before folk will start asking if they can hire it as a holiday home for a week.

Took my Tiffany's paddling pool, connected the hose pipe to next doors outside tap, lobbed loads of fairy washing up liquid in it and it's turned into a bubbly hot tub.

Been washing all my 2 stripe socks at the same time

#result

A Tiffany’s paddling pool! How much child benefits are you pulling these days Macca?

Jimishorts · May 10, 2021

@The Penalty Box Dancer just bumped from page 4, seriously worried the next update may be a winding up order.

maccavennie · May 10, 2021

Jimishorts said:
A Tiffany’s paddling pool! How much child benefits are you pulling these days Macca?

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I even said to Brittany yesterday that I was sure there was someone taking pics yesterday of my Palace but thought it might have been the benefits people.

Might lob it on Zoopla and see what it'll fetch. Look at all the prime land included

Jimishorts · May 10, 2021

maccavennie said:
Look at all the prime land included

Looks ideal for a bit of foraging, you still on that bit of land between the old Lidl car park and the golf course? Prime Fylde real estate that and that caravan is certainly characterful, could be sitting on a gold mine, not literally tho, don’t think they found any gold round there, might be worth trying to sniff out a bit of oil tho, you never know.

mmmmsnouts · May 10, 2021

Jimishorts said:
@The Penalty Box Dancer just bumped from page 4, seriously worried the next update may be a winding up order.

Must be “save scumming” to try and get that big job, I approve

maccavennie · May 10, 2021

Jimishorts said:
Looks ideal for a bit of foraging, you still on that bit of land between the old Lidl car park and the golf course? Prime Fylde real estate that and that caravan is certainly characterful, could be sitting on a gold mine, not literally tho, don’t think they found any gold round there, might be worth trying to sniff out a bit of oil tho, you never know.

Found a bottle of sunflower oil Jimi and made myself a nice fry up on the neighbours outdoor bbq

cronullasharks · May 11, 2021

maccavennie said:
Found a bottle of sunflower oil Jimi and made myself a nice fry up on the neighbours outdoor bbq

Neighbours with a bbq AND an outside tap. Very posh

The Penalty Box Dancer · May 12, 2021

PLAYERS RETURN

The players have returned to training ahead of the 2031/32 season in League One. We caught up with coach James Beattie.

JB: This is probably our biggest season because we are at a point where we need to bring in a lot of new faces mixed with experience and youth. I can't give anything away on transfers just yet but the gaffer is working his fingers to the bone to prepare us for the new season. It's a new era at Fylde, a new dawn if you like. We've lost some big players and with Alan O'Neill leaving and Chima Okoroji retiring, we need to bring in players in key positions. We have a lot of work to do this summer.

Jimishorts · May 12, 2021

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
It's a new era at Fylde, a new dawn if you like

Same tracksuit tho.

Yarrgh · May 12, 2021

Jimishorts said:
Same tracksuit tho.

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A couple more stains, another patch repair, straining at the seams from the guy and moobs.

But still proudly representing the pinnacle of the man's achievements.

If there's a more noble sight to be seen falling out of a lap dancing club at 3am in the morning then I'm yet to see it.

mmmmsnouts · May 12, 2021

ffs Dunc wasting his life working for this nugget of a chairman

Yarrgh · May 12, 2021

mmmmsnouts said:
ffs Dunc wasting his life working for this nugget of a chairman

Ward out!

maccavennie · May 12, 2021

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
PLAYERS RETURN

The players have returned to training ahead of the 2031/32 season in League One. We caught up with coach James Beattie.

JB: This is probably our biggest season because we are at a point where we need to bring in a lot of new faces mixed with experience and youth. I can't give anything away on transfers just yet but the gaffer is working his fingers to the bone to prepare us for the new season. It's a new era at Fylde, a new dawn if you like. We've lost some big players and with Alan O'Neill leaving and Chima Okoroji retiring, we need to bring in players in key positions. We have a lot of work to do this summer.

If Dunc is working his fingers to the bone like Beats says, I can only assume Wardy has the big man sewing and stitching all the lads kits again.

JimmyJeffers · May 12, 2021

Yarrgh said:
Ward out!

I have come to grow fond of Ward after hearing him sobbing every night through his chimney. Thought he was going to wake up the whole street after I ate 17 swan pasties and drank a bottle of white lightening mixed with Robinson’s pineapple squash.
His poodle passed out. He had to give it mouth to mouth. I assume that’s what he was doing anyways.