Shame it hit Wards nan instead though. Luckily for Trev the judge saw the funny side of it.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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Coasters always stick together, especially against Ward (spit) or his nan.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Don't book it, commandeer it!
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
ALLAWAY LEAVES FYLDE
After a poor loan spell at Salford City, they decided not to sign Allaway on a permanent deal and his contract was not renewed by Fylde. At 27 years old the striker should be enjoying his best football but since joining Fylde 5 years ago he has failed to capitalise on that 30 goal season at Wrexham.
DF: I wish Sam all the very best for the future. He needs to keep his head down and keep working. A new club will come along and he will flourish in the right team.
After a poor loan spell at Salford City, they decided not to sign Allaway on a permanent deal and his contract was not renewed by Fylde. At 27 years old the striker should be enjoying his best football but since joining Fylde 5 years ago he has failed to capitalise on that 30 goal season at Wrexham.
DF: I wish Sam all the very best for the future. He needs to keep his head down and keep working. A new club will come along and he will flourish in the right team.
Heartbreaking
Was feeling positive about things yesterday after @maccavennie s rousing heartfelt ballad.
Well this news has pished on those chips.
Best be some incomings or else @JimmyJeffers will be starting a Concord.
#wardout
Well this news has pished on those chips.
Best be some incomings or else @JimmyJeffers will be starting a Concord.
#wardout
For old times sake
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
IF WE HAD AN ALLAWAY
A GOAL TO CELEBRATE
AND HE'LL RIDE THE VILLAGE BIKE
OH IT WOULD BE, IT WOULD BE SO NICE
( fellas over 50 with baritone voice all together for first line )
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
( Now all the lads with good falsetto voices )
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
( Now everyone together and wave this boy into the sunset )
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
( Now let the aliens from Close Encounters join in )
POO PEE PAA PO PAA
( Now all the cats of the world unite )
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
IF WE HAD AN ALLAWAY
A GOAL TO CELEBRATE
AND HE'LL RIDE THE VILLAGE BIKE
OH IT WOULD BE, IT WOULD BE SO NICE
( fellas over 50 with baritone voice all together for first line )
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
( Now all the lads with good falsetto voices )
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
( Now everyone together and wave this boy into the sunset )
ALLAWAY
CELEBRATE
( Now let the aliens from Close Encounters join in )
POO PEE PAA PO PAA
( Now all the cats of the world unite )
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
I don’t think even that can cheer me up at the moment macca.
Thought about going out for a long walk this morning, after that news but it was a bit nippy, so I went into the studio (toilet) with my guitar (bottle of lambrini) instead.
This sums up my mood. I call it ‘blurt’
I watched my team today
To see if I still feel
I focus on big Dunc
The only bloke that’s real
Then Hendo gets a goal
The wizard on the wing
We have drawn at Aldershot
And we remember everything
What have we become
Down the shed end
Everyone we love gets transferred
In the end
We could of had it all
Kevin ward’s a blurt
He will let us down
He will make us hurt
Why do we support
Ward is just unfair
Full of broken lies
I really hate his hair
The chimney stains take time
We all just do our best
Even with orange squash
It really makes a mess
What have we become
My harpoon wielding friends
Everyone we love gets transferred
In the end
And we need rid of Ward
He’s a piece of dirt
He will take us down
He will make us hurt
If we could start again
Find big Dunc a new job
I’d find Kevin Ward
And smash him in the gob
Beautiful Jiminand just captures the mood perfectly
I don't know why, and I could be way off here but I'm telling ya now if Johnny C was still around I reckon he could sing those words like an angel discreetly choking on a werthers original.
Maybe the man in black knew all along that life was just one long death march so you may as well just wear black 7 days a week.
Pretty sure now that he was a Fylde fan as well so that's the following celebrities we deffo know
Johnny Cash
Jim Rosenthal
Charlie Dimmock
Trevor McDonald
Patsy Kensit
Lenny from Crossroads
What a list of top stars. If only we could get them to start a consortium.
Quite a who’s who of Fylde glitteratI right there.
‘Ring of fire’ was written after a bad Guinness and swan pastie, true story.
Is Lenny from crossroads, Bennys dim-witted younger brother? I know Benny’s a big fan used to see him at the aways all the time, couldn’t miss him in that hat.
That's him, Benny!
Got bullied that much after crossroads he changed his name to Lenny and basically became invisible since then the clever sod.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
That’s some all-star board room right there Macca, a few need to update their LinkedIn profiles tho.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Hope they cleaned that table after the count was caught hanging out the back of Dimmock on it.
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