NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £8m
How many she have to give in the cop shop to get off with a caution?
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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She's still going through them all now. I always thought there was only 3 officers but she says 3 people come in wearing different uniforms each time even though they look like the previous 3. Apparently she's about to take on the Bolton SWAT squad which I certainly never knew we had. Next up is the Bolton FBI apparently.
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £8m
Just so long as she isn't taken advantage off
I hope not mate. I need her back home to fix me bed as I took all the bed sheets to make a rope to attach from Wardys tree to get to the chimney.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I don't think I've ever experienced such a devastating blow as this relegation.
Gutless cowards tonight. Gutless cowards all season. And the biggest gutless coward is Wardy. Ward is an effing disgrace.
Clag his chimney up good lads. Show him what men with guts can produce.
I've seen sterner stuff at Forest Green.
Disgusting!
Gutless cowards tonight. Gutless cowards all season. And the biggest gutless coward is Wardy. Ward is an effing disgrace.
Clag his chimney up good lads. Show him what men with guts can produce.
I've seen sterner stuff at Forest Green.
Disgusting!
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
There have been reports tonight from Bolton of a bust up between players and manager at the stadium after the 0-0 draw with Bolton. We have a good source telling us Declan Marshall and Barry Sargent both came to blows with manager Duncan Ferguson.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Can't believe those two soft gits put up much of a fight.
You sure you lads have got the right place. Last time I checked Wardy was living in a caravan in a field just outside Fylde next to his mini-golf centre ‘hole in ward’.
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £8m
You on the chimney with Jim so? I'm sitting in my tractor outside Wardies hairdressing place, in case he tries to hide out there for the night. Turned off the lights in the cab so he will never know I'm here
Were there any harpoons involved? Fylde fight club is back.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Another sham from Ward. He's took us for mugs.
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Before Ward, 16 points in 12 games. After Ward, 28 points in 34 games. Wouldn’t spend any money in the window to fight this off.
Time for Dunc to move on, he doesn’t need to let this asset stripper drag his career back down into the muck.
Time for Dunc to move on, he doesn’t need to let this asset stripper drag his career back down into the muck.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Ooooh I'm Kid's Korner Kev, Kevin Ward, and I love this club. But I'm not a rich man and can't invest in the club. Then puts out a rumour that we're buying in bog like we're getting the new Euan Henderson from a glamour club like Rotherham and bam, sells the season tickets and that's that, we're left like a bunch of mugs holding a pigs head and harpoon like a real fan but watching rubbish like that last night. Even the Bolton fans are laughing at us and our inept performance.
I went to Back Alley Baz for the odds for next season and we're shorter to go down again than we are to come back up. And that's all down to Wardy. He's an absolute scoundrel - sorry for those words, but I am very passionate about our plight.
Asset stripper is right. I heard he is planning a big sell off too once we get our season tickets. Also there's rumours that the builders haven't finished Mill Farm as he won't pay up, so they're stripping out the fittings to recover their costs. Apparently it's like the Thunderdome from Mad Max right now - Is that a stadium fit for the Coasters? For civilised fans like us?
Dark dark days.
Dark.
Human centipede dark.
Dark days.
WARD OUT!
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £8m
Couldn't have put it better myself
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