Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....



Update from wardy’s chimney. I got here at 6pm and have been listening to the match on Fylde FM. I have eaten a box of weetabix followed by 6 raw eggs washed down with a delicious pint of undiluted orange and pineapple.
Wardy called the police at 8 after the seagulls started making a godawful racket.
luckily one of the coppers was a season ticket holder and gave me a can of fray bentos to feast on. They got the sirens going and beeped the horn to cheer me on. By11 the whole town were there. There was fireworks coming out me hoop.
Wardy was fuming. Hopping around. Face as red like a blood orange.
I’ve been reading the ingredients to the robinsons juice for 3 hours now and found an old readers digest so I’m bedded in for the night.
UTFC!!
 
If Allaway was on the bench he would have come on and scored. Time to get a proper manager in like Pulis, Howard Wilkinson George Graham, Trevor Francis, proven winners.

My mum's been arrested as well. The delay wasn't because of crowd congestion, she'd kidnapped 2 Bolton players and trying to bribe them to throw the game in return for a free blowie. What a top lady my mum is.
 
JimmyJeffers said:
Update from wardy’s chimney. I got here at 6pm and have been listening to the match on Fylde FM. I have eaten a box of weetabix followed by 6 raw eggs washed down with a delicious pint of undiluted orange and pineapple.
Wardy called the police at 8 after the seagulls started making a godawful racket.
luckily one of the coppers was a season ticket holder and gave me a can of fray bentos to feast on. They got the sirens going and beeped the horn to cheer me on. By11 the whole town were there. There was fireworks coming out me hoop.
Wardy was fuming. Hopping around. Face as red like a blood orange.
I’ve been reading the ingredients to the robinsons juice for 3 hours now and found an old readers digest so I’m bedded in for the night.
UTFC!!
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God speed, Jim
 
maccavennie said:
If Allaway was on the bench he would have come on and scored. Time to get a proper manager in like Pulis, Howard Wilkinson George Graham, Trevor Francis, proven winners.

My mum's been arrested as well. The delay wasn't because of crowd congestion, she'd kidnapped 2 Bolton players and trying to bribe them to throw the game in return for a free blowie. What a top lady my mum is.
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She did more then our own players did to try and prevent our relegation. A diamond in the rough, your ma is
 

JimmyJeffers said:
Update from wardy’s chimney. I got here at 6pm and have been listening to the match on Fylde FM. I have eaten a box of weetabix followed by 6 raw eggs washed down with a delicious pint of undiluted orange and pineapple.
Wardy called the police at 8 after the seagulls started making a godawful racket.
luckily one of the coppers was a season ticket holder and gave me a can of fray bentos to feast on. They got the sirens going and beeped the horn to cheer me on. By11 the whole town were there. There was fireworks coming out me hoop.
Wardy was fuming. Hopping around. Face as red like a blood orange.
I’ve been reading the ingredients to the robinsons juice for 3 hours now and found an old readers digest so I’m bedded in for the night.
UTFC!!
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You missed nothing at the match, not even the multiple pigs heads could liven up the match.

Doing gods work as usual JJ keep up the good work.

UTFC. Down The Fkin Chimney
 
JimmyJeffers said:
Update from wardy’s chimney. I got here at 6pm and have been listening to the match on Fylde FM. I have eaten a box of weetabix followed by 6 raw eggs washed down with a delicious pint of undiluted orange and pineapple.
Wardy called the police at 8 after the seagulls started making a godawful racket.
luckily one of the coppers was a season ticket holder and gave me a can of fray bentos to feast on. They got the sirens going and beeped the horn to cheer me on. By11 the whole town were there. There was fireworks coming out me hoop.
Wardy was fuming. Hopping around. Face as red like a blood orange.
I’ve been reading the ingredients to the robinsons juice for 3 hours now and found an old readers digest so I’m bedded in for the night.
UTFC!!
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Dedication, something half of our players couldn't even spell let alone understand.

Keep it up Jimmy, we are all behind you (literally I'm about 15 yards behind you stuck in Wardys back garden tree)
 

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