FYLDE'S OFF PITCH PROBLEMS INTENSIFY
It should come as no surprise for close observers of Fylde that the club has problems off the field. After an alleged 'demonic possession' cast a dark cloud on Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson's early days at the club, the problems have only intensified.
Following disappointment by disappointment on the pitch, a number of Fylde fans have united under the name
COASTERS UNDERTAKING NAUGHTY TRIPS and have been creating havoc at games. Above shows drone footage from the season opener where a number of the fans created scenes reminescent of the 80's at Dover. Smashing into the Dover end the
COASTERS UNDERTAKING NAUGHTY TRIPS severely beat several police officers and Dover fans. The
COASTERS UNDERTAKING NAUGHTY TRIPS then went to the dock and shouted Pro Brexit remarks at foreign lorries.
The self styled leader of
COASTERS UNDERTAKING NAUGHTY TRIPS, Mr P Nesshead, remarked 'Fylde Fans have had to endure some terrible football under Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson and it's got to some of us. Until they listen to us things will get worse, these lads are angry and we saw at Dover what we can do. Brexit means Brexit and now we want FECFDFexit to mean FECFDFEXIT to mean the same.'