Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Yarrgh]

We are all fans of this great club and its remarkable to see what Ferguson has done there. I worry if we do get to the Championship we will struggle without proper investment. There will come a time when Haythornthwaite will have to let go of the club.

He's been trying to get shut for ages now. I'm only getting worried if Amanda Staveley turns up with her contacts from Saudi Arabia. #cansootforcoasters

 

[maccavennie]

We are all fans of this great club and its remarkable to see what Ferguson has done there. I worry if we do get to the Championship we will struggle without proper investment. There will come a time when Haythornthwaite will have to let go of the club.

We'll get a fan consortium don't worry about that mate. I've already spoken to Carla's Caravans, Chaz n Chips, Abra Kebabra, Marvins Magic Mushrooms & Meat & Reg cafe and they're all willing to put up £20.00 each for starters.

 

[Jimishorts]

I worry when we do get to the Champions League we will struggle with fitting Messi and Ronaldo in the team.

I think that’s what you meant to write @The Penalty Box Dancer

 

[cronullasharks]

We'll get a fan consortium don't worry about that mate. I've already spoken to Carla's Caravans, Chaz n Chips, Abra Kebabra, Marvins Magic Mushrooms & Meat & Reg cafe and they're all willing to put up £20.00 each for starters.

Proper big time that, only worry is with that sort of investment we'll become a club full of tourist fans. Season tickets go any higher than the 15 quid they are now and i doubt I'll be able to attend games.

 

[Jimishorts]

Proper big time that, only worry is with that sort of investment we'll become a club full of tourist fans. Season tickets go any higher than the 15 quid they are now and i doubt I'll be able to attend games.

Thought you’d be raking it in now your supporters club numbers have doubled.

 

[cronullasharks]

Thought you’d be raking it in now your supporters club numbers have doubled.

Next doors dog got into the supporters club (my back shed) and drank all the beer out of the fridge. That beer wasn't insured so I've had to replace those 4 cans out of my own pocket so I'm skint now.

 

[Jimishorts]

We'll get a fan consortium don't worry about that mate. I've already spoken to Carla's Caravans, Chaz n Chips, Abra Kebabra, Marvins Magic Mushrooms & Meat & Reg cafe and they're all willing to put up £20.00 each for starters.

Mate hate to tell you but

Carla’s Caravans has been towed away

Chaz n Chips burnt down last week

Abra Kababra has disappeared

Magic Marvin had a meltdown

and Meat and Reg have gone vegan and have invested in Forest Green

 

[Jimishorts]

Next doors dog got into the supporters club (my back shed) and drank all the beer out of the fridge. That beer wasn't insured so I've had to replace those 4 cans out of my own pocket so I'm skint now.

Litreally #cansootforcoasters. Sad times pal, stay strong.

UTFC

 

[maccavennie]

Proper big time that, only worry is with that sort of investment we'll become a club full of tourist fans. Season tickets go any higher than the 15 quid they are now and i doubt I'll be able to attend games.

We've all agreed on a season ticket cap apart from the elderly. So if your over 90 you'll need to pay double plus work the turnstiles at least 9 games a season and volunteer to wash the players kits at least twice a season. Someone's gotta pay the bills and we decided they need to do it. It just seemed grossly unfair to target anyone 89 years old or younger.

 

[maccavennie]

Mate hate to tell you but

Carla’s Caravans has been towed away

Chaz n Chips burnt down last week

Abra Kababra has disappeared

Magic Marvin had a meltdown

and Meat and Reg have gone vegan and have invested in Forest Green

What! I've only been in the slammer for a week (for impersonating a copper but it wasn't like that, Frisky Fiona just likes me playing role play. Though not a good idea to get frisky with her in the police stations toilets thats for sure!) and it's all gone Pete Tong!

 

[cronullasharks]

We've all agreed on a season ticket cap apart from the elderly. So if your over 90 you'll need to pay double plus work the turnstiles at least 9 games a season and volunteer to wash the players kits at least twice a season. Someone's gotta pay the bills and we decided they need to do it. It just seemed grossly unfair to target anyone 89 years old or younger.

Ahh, that explains why old Doris kept launching her false teeth at Haythornthwaite.

 

[maccavennie]

Ahh, that explains why old Doris kept launching her false teeth at Haythornthwaite.

Lovely lady Doris, she knitted me a lovely jumper once but tried to charge me £2.00 for it. I got no pleasure in demanding my mum break into her flat and steal it back for me.

I passed it down to my son, then my other son, then another son then back up to my sons son who I think then made a woolly fruit bowl out of it for school

 

[cronullasharks]

Lovely lady Doris, she knitted me a lovely jumper once but tried to charge me £2.00 for it. I got no pleasure in demanding my mum break into her flat and steal it back for me.

I passed it down to my son, then my other son, then another son then back up to my sons son who I think then made a woolly fruit bowl out of it for school

Look, you didn't hear this from me Macca and I'll be as cryptic as i can. Disco bikkies, dodgy danny rowe and quite a bit of unpaid credit... so no wonder she's trying to fleece you (no pun intended)

 

[Yarrgh]

What! I've only been in the slammer for a week (for impersonating a copper but it wasn't like that, Frisky Fiona just likes me playing role play. Though not a good idea to get frisky with her in the police stations toilets thats for sure!) and it's all gone Pete Tong!

Now why I understand why "Macca's love truncheon nicked by the cops" was trending on the Coasters facebook page.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Has anyone thought about how we should handle it when we get an inevitable influx of Columbian fans?