Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[maccavennie]

Well if you turn up in the Fylde Trumpet on page one holding an oversized cheque whilst wearing your AFC Fylde shirt, then what can you expect. Around ours we often wondered how you'd spend that kind of money.

I wish I'd kept that win quiet, it made me look like a right spoilt brat flashing me tenner around the town.

The thing is as well, money is great but there's only so much happiness it brings.... 8 cans of Stella to be precise and not even a penny change!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Ungrateful ferret.

lol lol

 

[Yarrgh]

I wish I'd kept that win quiet, it made me look like a right spoilt brat flashing me tenner around the town.

The thing is as well, money is great but there's only so much happiness it brings.... 8 cans of Stella to be precise and not even a penny change!

Be careful, once you've had a taste of the high life, you might be miserable now that money has run out.

 

[maccavennie]

Be careful, once you've had a taste of the high life, you might be miserable now that money has run out.

You know me mate, I'll bounce back up more times than Audley Harrison. I've tasted the high life, I've slept in the gutter, I've had me ups (when I got stuck on that fireman's ladder in 87) and I've had me downs (when I fell down the manhole in 87 after getting off the ladder) but I'll keep on going until the big man tells me stop and big Fat Ron who is in the cell with me has told me to keep on keeping on

 

[cronullasharks]

I wish I'd kept that win quiet, it made me look like a right spoilt brat flashing me tenner around the town.

The thing is as well, money is great but there's only so much happiness it brings.... 8 cans of Stella to be precise and not even a penny change!

Could have paid to fix that leaking roof on the caravan but i guess that chewing gum plugged it up enough

 

[maccavennie]

Could have paid to fix that leaking roof on the caravan but i guess that chewing gum plugged it up enough

Yeah the gum worked a treat. Plus when it's sunny I take it off and I've basicslly got a nice little sunroof AND a nice piece of gum to chew.

 

[Yarrgh]

Big Fat Ron has touched us all in so many ways. Which is why he is back inside I guess.

You'll be back on top before long. They've cordoned off your seat at Mill Farm until you're back. So everything is going to be ok. You'll be out for the playoff finals is the rumour I've heard.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Big Fat Ron has touched us all in so many ways. Which is why he is back inside I guess.

You'll be back on top before long. They've cordoned off your seat at Mill Farm until you're back. So everything is going to be ok. You'll be out for the playoff finals is the rumour I've heard.

Lol

 

[maccavennie]

Mork
Mindy
Mandy
Sandy
Randy
Chuck
Norris
Tango
Cash
Van Damme
Darth
Chewbacca
Belinda
CharleznEddie
Dirty Den
Harold
Madge
Kylie
Jason

19 kids that I can definitely remember @NeroCeasar

 

[maccavennie]

Big Fat Ron has touched us all in so many ways. Which is why he is back inside I guess.

You'll be back on top before long. They've cordoned off your seat at Mill Farm until you're back. So everything is going to be ok. You'll be out for the playoff finals is the rumour I've heard.

yeah he's still the same old affectionate Ron that we all know and lo... that we all know.

I'll be out by tonight mate don't worry about l, no one keeps macca behind bars, unless it's a lock in and I'm serving the ale!!

 

[Yarrgh]

Mork
Mindy
Mandy
Sandy
Randy
Chuck
Norris
Tango
Cash
Van Damme
Darth
Chewbacca
Belinda
CharleznEddie
Dirty Den
Harold
Madge
Kylie
Jason

19 kids that I can definitely remember @NeroCeasar

What about them Mexican lads you raised as your own? Good to see you've crossed Rola Cola Ronan Conan off the list, the little uppity git.

 

[NeroCeasar]

Mork
Mindy
Mandy
Sandy
Randy
Chuck
Norris
Tango
Cash
Van Damme
Darth
Chewbacca
Belinda
CharleznEddie
Dirty Den
Harold
Madge
Kylie
Jason

19 kids that I can definitely remember @NeroCeasar

Good solid list there Macca, glad you have no weird names on any of them like Colin or God forbid Declan or something else out there like was the trend back when you started.
It's clear some of them will make great neighbours

 

[Jimishorts]

Mork
Mindy
Mandy
Sandy
Randy
Chuck
Norris
Tango
Cash
Van Damme
Darth
Chewbacca
Belinda
CharleznEddie
Dirty Den
Harold
Madge
Kylie
Jason

19 kids that I can definitely remember @NeroCeasar

They’re just the ones from his marriages tho, you forgot

John, Paul, George and Ringo with that scouse bird
Agnetha, Björn, Benny and Anni-Frid with that lass from Sweden
And Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb with the gender fluid person from trumpton

And they’re just the ones we know about

 

[maccavennie]

What about them Mexican lads you raised as your own? Good to see you've crossed Rola Cola Ronan Conan off the list, the little uppity git.

El & Passo come and go as they please mate so tend not to involve them too much in the family politics (mainly beciase we don't do politics)

 

[maccavennie]

Good solid list there Macca, glad you have no weird names on any of them like Colin or God forbid Declan or something else out there like was the trend back when you started.
It's clear some of them will make great neighbours

thanks mate, if there was a Father of the year award I'd like to think at least 2 of the 19 would vote for me and that's an average of over 50% and I don't think there's many dad's with such a good strike rate