FFS Not Again......!!!!!

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Sharpys top lip

Sharpys top lip

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Do you remember a while back when i told you lot about catching two belters in my shed......?/




Well...........





Was fast asleep last night about 3.00am, and the missus woke me up and said.

"P**** there's some one trying to break in the house"

I though she was just hearing things and told her to go back to sleep. But she said.

"Shhhhhhhh listen".

So i did, and i could hear somthing at the front door. I lept you and looked out the front window. And low and behold. Some dirty horrible twat, was trying to break in the front door. So i sneaked down stairs and got the biggest knife i could find in the kitchen ( about 14" and fukkin sharp). As i got back to the window he must have got spooked and started to walk away. I quickly opened the door and ran out in my boxes and flip flops. As soon as he saw me and the knife his face fukkin dropped. He [Poor language removed] himself. Iv never seen someone run so fast.

And thank god, coz if id have caught him. i would have plugged the little [Poor language removed].

This is twice now. think there taking the piss a bit. I live in a decent area of Liverpool and wish the little [Poor language removed] would keep to the rats nest they live in.


there's more to the story but i wont bore you with it all.
Unreal hey..?
 

Sharpys top lip said:
Do you remember a while back when i told you lot about catching two belters in my shed......?/




Well...........





Was fast asleep last night about 3.00am, and the missus woke me up and said.

"P**** there's some one trying to break in the house"

I though she was just hearing things and told her to go back to sleep. But she said.

"Shhhhhhhh listen".

So i did, and i could hear somthing at the front door. I lept you and looked out the front window. And low and behold. Some dirty horrible twat, was trying to break in the front door. So i sneaked down stairs and got the biggest knife i could find in the kitchen ( about 14" and fukkin sharp). As i got back to the window he must have got spooked and started to walk away. I quickly opened the door and ran out in my boxes and flip flops. As soon as he saw me and the knife his face fukkin dropped. He [Poor language removed] himself. Iv never seen someone run so fast.

And thank god, coz if id have caught him. i would have plugged the little [Poor language removed].

This is twice now. think there taking the piss a bit. I live in a decent area of Liverpool and with the little [Poor language removed] would keep to the rats nest they live in.

Unreal hey..?
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Unreal happening once, but twice and in the space of a few months. You're sure it isn't that Kopite lad, JamesLFC stalking you?

Glad nothing happened to the family and doubt he'll try your house ever again.
 
Its your bird I feel sorry for mate. They're the ones it hits, especially if you have to work away.

Get an alarm prominently shown on the front of your house. Might even be worth throwing up cctv
 

Fcuking rats need shooting.

Im amused you **** out your name, lets all guess what it could be, 5 letters, begins with a P, hmmmmmmm, tricky one that.
 
Unbelievable mate. The missus and kid not too shaken hopefully.

I reckon that lid will be shaken at seeing you bomb out in your bills and flip flops though, don't be surprised if he sues you.

I'm defo wanting more of the story so carry on fella.
 
Sharpys top lip said:
Do you remember a while back when i told you lot about catching two belters in my shed......?/




Well...........





Was fast asleep last night about 3.00am, and the missus woke me up and said.

"P**** there's some one trying to break in the house"

I though she was just hearing things and told her to go back to sleep. But she said.

"Shhhhhhhh listen".

So i did, and i could hear somthing at the front door. I lept you and looked out the front window. And low and behold. Some dirty horrible twat, was trying to break in the front door. So i sneaked down stairs and got the biggest knife i could find in the kitchen ( about 14" and fukkin sharp). As i got back to the window he must have got spooked and started to walk away. I quickly opened the door and ran out in my boxes and flip flops. As soon as he saw me and the knife his face fukkin dropped. He [Poor language removed] himself. Iv never seen someone run so fast.

And thank god, coz if id have caught him. i would have plugged the little [Poor language removed].

This is twice now. think there taking the piss a bit. I live in a decent area of Liverpool and wish the little [Poor language removed] would keep to the rats nest they live in.


there's more to the story but i wont bore you with it all.
Unreal hey..?
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You need one of these:

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You seriously need to invest in a rottweiler or two.


The girl who lives in the flat below my cousin got broken into twice in one week. They broke in on a Tuesday and took her laptop Jewellery and about £500 in cash. Then on the Saturday they broke in and stole her TV an unbelievably a load of her kids toys. They left her with pretty much nothing. A single mother who works 2 jobs just so her kids dont go without. Makes me fuc*ing sick these little bast*rds get a slap on the wrist and let out to keep doing it again and again.
 

TBH the missus is a little shaken, and wont get much sleep tonight. As for me, im not to arsed just hope i dont catch one as i'll realy hurt them. Just a pain in the arse. Bad little skip rats like. Robbing houses is even worse than supporting the r/s!!
 

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