Faith

[Big Fat Sam]

 

[devo85]

My prayers will not save them from judgement my son.

One of many things that I have always wondered about the blind faith these god bothering clowns have is.

If he's "All Powerful" "All Knowing" and "Omnipresent" why can't he just knock the devil on the head and get rid?

 

[Barnfred 55]

I'm gonna live forever

Samuel 11:10

Its a long long time since Samuel was 11:10.

 

[Old Blue 2]

You seem angry my son. I shall pray for you.

Don't bother. Just go watch the film again...

 

[Old Blue 2]

In this case, should i believe in the God in which the founders of the Saint Domingo FC believed (methodist heretics), because i am Orthodox Crhistian, and i don't wan't to be led in some kind of heresy?

Or is this a joke? I'm really confused.

He's a WUM. It's a piss-take...

 

[Caolam]

One of many things that I have always wondered about the blind faith these god bothering clowns have is.

If he's "All Powerful" "All Knowing" and "Omnipresent" why can't he just knock the devil on the head and get rid?

Hopefully after four more matches the board will do that.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

He's a WUM. It's a piss-take...

Far from it my friend.

 

[Huyton Layne]

And then Gandalf said to Jesus "deez are crap deez" and Jesus said Amen.

 

[Old Blue 2]

Far from it my friend.

Yes you are. You take all Scousers to be fools? Go watch 'Porkies' again, the excellent scene in the Principal's office following the shower scene. Nice try, WUM...

 

[Old Blue 2]

And then Gandalf said to Jesus "deez are crap deez" and Jesus said Amen.

He missed a pen but scored today, dat Jesus...

 

[Old Blue 2]

Far from it my friend.

Got to give it to ya, you picked a cracking name!

 

[verreauxi]

This is a weird little thread.

 

[Old Blue 2]

The full 'tallywacker' scene. Absolutely hilarious, rather like our Godly poster...

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Yes you are. You take all Scousers to be fools? Go watch 'Porkies' again, the excellent scene in the Principal's office following the shower scene. Nice try, WUM...

No one seems to have a problem with me except you my son.
I'm quite happy for the mods to put me straight if need be. God bless.
@roydo @AndyC

 

[roydo]

No one seems to have a problem with me except you my son.
I'm quite happy for the mods to put me straight if need be. God bless.
@roydo @AndyC

Not with me mate. You have been here for years.