Hes a massive boring bellend, so I dont really care.
Hello, Hello, Everton are bad, Everton are bad. Hello, Hello, Everton are bad, Everton are bad...
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Maybe...Was you at my cousins karaoke party recently?

I am not a happy clapper, I whinge, moan and boo as much as any other miserable knob in our fanbase. But I don't get the mindset of those on here who need to hate on the club because isn’t buying who they feel we should buy, at the price they feel we should be paying and at a timescale thay find acceptable. There are a hundred variables that affect any purchase, none of us know which ones are in play, so raging against the universe (and against fellow blues) is utterly pointless and ultimately self destructive. Go out, have a bevvy, get somebody to give you a nosh. You will find life far less stressful.
You're right. About his head.You’re a massive forum bully and have been for years.
Literally every department??Why is admitting Everton are poor in literally every department an issue for some.
Is it because they enjoy the dopamine rush of a like on the internet by someone called GOAT gives them?
Is it because admitting Everton are poor would mean they might have to do something other than happy clap?
If they do that are they worried they will get called Kopites?
Is being bad a badge of honour that they can boast about?
I really need to understand the psychological reasoning behind the constant excuse making in our fanbase.
Why is admitting Everton are poor in literally every department an issue for some.
Is it because they enjoy the dopamine rush of a like on the internet by someone called GOAT gives them?
Is it because admitting Everton are poor would mean they might have to do something other than happy clap?
If they do that are they worried they will get called Kopites?
Is being bad a badge of honour that they can boast about?
I really need to understand the psychological reasoning behind the constant excuse making in our fanbase.
It's a question I ask myself regularly!I dunno, I quite like supporting Everton. Why would you keep coming back if you didn't?
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