Excuse this week for not signing anyone??

[Joey66]

We all are mate. Every last one of us.

The players we are trying to sign are like Robertson Crusoe on a deserted island lost in the deal!

 

[lancs blue]

walsh has apparently said no signings as hes still on a high. whatever from who knows

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Cant be Friday this week as the Oylmpics start then

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Only just popped into this thread and noticed the trebilcock-womble bombs.
The full kit wearing, Fanta guzzling, wall nudging bell.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I was gonna sign some players, but then I got high

 

[Efc1971Tony]

Moshiri s promise of £100 million budget is only a promise if we sell stones and Lukaku. He wasnt going to actually going to give £100 million out of his pocket. Moshiri is a bit like the puff of smoke during a magic trick a distraction from what is really happening

 

[Joey66]

Too busy hand cuffing Stones, and Lukacu to the radiators at Finch farm telling them their going nowherelol

 

[Blues Harp]

Moshiri s promise of £100 million budget is only a promise if we sell stones and Lukaku. He wasnt going to actually going to give £100 million out of his pocket. Moshiri is a bit like the puff of smoke during a magic trick a distraction from what is really happening

When exactly did Moshiri promise £100 mill budget mate ?

 

[Elong]

"Witzel is ours"

 

[Fat Eric]

Fair play to him....The kopite played the long con there...But I suppose a month is nothing when you've waited 26 to win the league and spent £900m trying. I'm guessing he wasn't even born last time they won it. As for the transfer inactivity it's utter bullsh1t and a consequence of spending too long getting the manager appointed.

 

[ricer10]

We forgot where we hid the Arteta money !

 

[andy4efc]

I thought it was rude to sign players in the first week of August.

 

[Abraders]

We wanted to save wages

 

[ricer10]

Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.

Do they have the one of Gerrard in his EFC kit with our league trophy and the Charity Shield ???

 

[BlueStevie35]

Well, what a turn up that was. Trebilcock was a kopite all along.

Me and @Bungle called it last month and people called us WUM's.

We protect these forums for you and this is the gratitude you give us. Hang your head in shame for picking on me and @Bungle

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/juan-mata.89554/page-109

You are a gentleman and a scholar Mooms. As for the outed WUM, well I can only assume, given the username he had, that he was old enough to know who Mike Trebilcock was to pick that particular name, which is tragically sad that he felt the need to do that, at least if it was a teenager you'd understand why cos they know no better