Everton's worst premiership squad

[BowzinhoMkII]

Gary Naysmith > Nuno Valente > Alessandro Pistone

Both pissed tony and valente were awful footballers, but the fact they kept naysmith (who is Scottish) out the team speaks volumes for his ability.

 

[Papa Shango]

I dont believe what im reading in here! Pistone was a tremendous footballer! Just not a great defender if that makes sense... Both Pistone and Valente were horrendously injury prone though.

Naysmith was very good in his first season for us. He did go rather downhill but he wasnt THAT bad.

 

[BowzinhoMkII]

I dont believe what im reading in here! Pistone was a tremendous footballer!

If 'Pistone was a tremendous footballer', then leighton baines is basically the outcome of God and Superman having a bang. But if we're saying that naysmith gets a pass i'll try another.... How about 'Preki'? surely nobodies gonna object there? He was proper soggy biscuits.

 

[harryjam]

I absolutely loved Nuno. Not sure why he's got stick here. Took him a while to settle but when he did he was class.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Think this thread should start again with a minimum appearances rule. Being a sub keeper shouldn't be mocked as much as someone who played 20+ games for us and managed to be gash for 90% of them.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

Valente was a good left back.

 

[Walken]

It became very popular to slate pistone at the time, good player, strong, two footed and wasnt scared of having the ball at his feet, unlike sone everton 'legends'

 

[Eggs]

It became very popular to slate pistone at the time, good player, strong, two footed and wasnt scared of having the ball at his feet, unlike sone everton 'legends'

...and was injured so much we paid him to sit on a meditarranean beach for most of his contract.

 

[throughthewindandthedrain]

Can't believe a couple of people have mentioned Neville. Need their heads examining to put him in with this sort of company.

By the way, we've had some truly TERRIBLE right backs...

Barrett, Cleland, Tony Thomas, Mitch Ward, Hottiger, O'Kane, Holmes....

Neil McDonald?

 

[ToffeeDan]

Totally Wasted Money XI - proper money shelled out for complete cack

Wright, Dick

Mark Not So Hottiger
Slaven Bilgepump
Per Kroldropped
UnAbel Xavier

On The Shandy Mandy Bench Invader
Bily No Mates
Simon One Goal Davies
Nicola Alexandersson

Meat Pie Beattie
Mad Mikel Madar

Subs:
Steve Here's £3 Million Tranmere Simonsen
Alex Get Me Out of Here Nyarko
Mo Snow Johnston
Vinny (Last Trophy-winning goal means too good for starting XI) Samways
Ibrahimovic Bakayoko
The Treatment Table Twins (Danny "Who?" Williamson and Gareth "thank [Poor language removed] you were fit for the Coventry game" Farrelly)
Toerag Radosavljevic