Blue Cheese
Mental Patient, GOT Ward
City fan in peace here!
I'm gonna be heading off from Mcr to Goodison around 4pm, can't wait. I usually hate going to Liverpool as historically we've always been terrible on merseyside. Recently we've had better look a Goodison which has made for a more enjoyable set of away days.
I'm really unsure about tonight. I'm confident we'll get a decent result but who knows, you're overdue a win against us and we've not played well since the first few games of the season. Aguero being back is huge for us, he's had a couple of games to get 100% now, scored against Watford the other day so it's most likely he'll bag tonight. Bony being injured is great as well as it means we'll probably see Iheanacho who's been excellent so far this season. We'll have the mangaler at the back with Ottamendi, they're terrible together (despite partnering each other at Porto) and I'd imagine Clichy will make his first appearance in months at LB. Sagna has RB locked down, it's scary to think he's keeping Zabaleta out of the team atm. If I was a betting man I'd have a tenner on both teams to score.
Don't be dissapointed about the no shows tonight, we've got a similar issue for our home game. Apparently paying an extra £20 to watch you a week before in the league is more attractive than a semi final... go figure that one out! It'll be our 4th semi in this competition in recent years. We've only sold one out against the rags. But regardless of who wins this semi, I'm sure both teams will suddenly be flooded with demand to go to wembley, you'll all hear cries of, well I've been a Blue for 30+ years so I deserve to go despite not bothering to show up to a game in this competition for the past decade.
I'm hoping we win 10-0 tonight so you scouse so and so's don't turn up in our home leg - apparently City thought it would be funny to sell 8,000 tickets to you lot above us - I'm gonna be wearing a helmet and will make sure to bring a coin purse.
As for the people slating us, calling us a 3rd division team and so on; I'll cast a thought your way when I'm pissed out my face in May after winning our third title in 5 years!
Finally, on a side note, I've done a lot with Dave Kelly and the Blue Union in regards to the £20's Plenty campaign, he's a great guy and has made me more fond of your club! The work he's put in for the FSF has helped push Everton further forward than most other clubs so good on him and anyone else involved!
Condescending, much.
As for the rest, hope we smash you too. We really need Goodison rocking tonight, if it is we should get a result. Just wish it wasn't 2 legs.