Match Thread Everton v West Ham. Wed 30th July. 23.30

[TexanToffee]

Meh, don't really care. Get the rust out now

 

[Thomasc]

Christ on a bicyclette

 

[Mickey]

Oh god hahahaha

 

[Nyhus]

Keggers almost saved us, but this keeper mistake was beyond even him

 

[14_dollars]

It’s pre-season

But it’s not pantomime season!

 

[Azza]

He's punched it onto his head! £20m on a backup keeper. Brilliant business.

 

[Street end man]

Wow. Like our cat leaping at an ill aimed dreamie..

 

[dixiesdisciple]

As much as I’d like to see Barry in the second half I’m heading to bed. Patterson awful, 3 man defence awful.

Was just about to say Travers playing well. Bed.

 

[ChesterBlue]

Jesus Christ - seriously unprofessional that

 

[andy5000]

Was literally just about to post in Travers thread to say how he's made some decent saves so far and looks quite assured, and then he did that. Christ

 

[Rita_Poon]

did we keep the receipt?

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Awful by Travers.

 

[JLW]

Punched it on to his own head with his arms stretched!

New levels of Everton head shaking haha

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Please buy a couple of wingers

 

[Jacko93]

Sack him.